Found this ad this morning...
https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/lithgow/cars-vans-utes/1961-volkswagen-beetle...

Maybe he broke his humerus humorous

Or funny bone...

aww spell check but it still works!

Our $400 74 Super must be worth at least $5000 by now then...

Well there ain't anything 61 about it

False lead line.
In the description it says 72.
Also its a Superbug
Reckon if you want that much for a butchered bug then you'd give engine size and some details.

Tell him he's dreamin..............