Another joke

A couple was invited to a swanky masked fancy dress Halloween party.
The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party
alone.

He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she
was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for
his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he
went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without
pain,and, as it was still early, decided to go to the party. In as much as
her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have
somefun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with
him.

So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around
on
the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could and copping a
little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being
a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and
devoted
> his time to the new stuff that had just arrived. She let him go as
far as
he
> wished, naturally, since he was her husband.

After some more to drink he finally he whispered a little proposition
in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a
quickie in the back seat.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and
put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation
he would make up for his outrageous behaviour. She was sitting up
reading
when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had.

He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time
when you're not there."
Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got
there,I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare
room and played poker all evening."

Then she said with unashamed sarcasm, "you must have looked really
silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!"

And the husband returned "actually I gave my costume to your Dad,
apparently he had a whale of a time"

Mary jane?

maybe to much!

heheheee yeah they are all killers !

whats the difference between the Carlton Football club and a piromaniac??????
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A piromaniac wont waste 9 matches !

LMAO!!!!!

That reminds me of the Hansie Cronje joke...

When Hansie was killed in the air crash recently, the South African cricket board was going to pay to have him cremated in an official ceremony.

But they couldn't find anyone to throw the match.