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I'm a serial killer
Herbie - September 17th, 2003 at 10:21 PM

According to Rob Sitch from the panel
I'm a serial killer because I fit the mold, I have a beard and I drive a VW.


He also mentioned something about bedwetting but I can neither confirm or deny my position......:D:D:D:D:D:D


type3kid - September 17th, 2003 at 10:24 PM

hmmm beard vw....alot of serial killers here i think..
as for the bedwetting, i'm sure they are also not inclined to confirm or deny the situation:P:D:P:D


Tazz - September 17th, 2003 at 11:30 PM

i have a beard....
bedwetting?
err.. ummmm.....
only in latex.....
:o


type3kid - September 17th, 2003 at 11:33 PM

tazz.........i think too far would be appropriate, but i can't say that when i'm on the floor in laughter:D


Cam - September 18th, 2003 at 12:22 AM

Yeah, I fit that bill too. Although does a goatie still classify as a beard?


splittychick - September 18th, 2003 at 12:47 AM

Hhhhhmmmmmmmm.....as i was watching the Panel & heard Rob say that i was wondering if any of the guys on here had beards????????:o:o:o lol


The_Bronze. - September 18th, 2003 at 01:36 AM

That's got me heaps worried about Spook. He seemed like such a nice bloke too. hen again he's more of a bus freak! :)


Cam - September 18th, 2003 at 02:13 AM

I guess KoRn's frontman is now a fellow serial killer too.

http://www.mtv.com/news/photos/k/korn_020529/images/bundy-vw.jpg

Does'nt help that his car was once owned by Ted Bundy :puke


Robo - September 18th, 2003 at 05:27 AM

Yeah I got sick and tired of being arrested, so I just shaved my beard off and they now leave me alone, as long as I wear a long sleeve shirt to cover up my tatt's.......:thumb:cool:
Rob......


Pat - September 18th, 2003 at 02:21 PM

This kind of stereotyping should be a thing of the past.



I mean not ALL of us serial killers drive vw's:D


Midlife crisis - September 18th, 2003 at 02:57 PM

Sounds like a lot of us are killer don't remember doing any but who knows
now I have a new job serial killer employed at last


Secoh - September 18th, 2003 at 04:23 PM

I dont know if this helps, but I have heard that crop circles are the work of Cereal Killers... :D


fatboy - September 18th, 2003 at 04:44 PM

Shows how much he knows - I've killed lots of ppl and dont have a beard.

err... you will keep this just between us wont you ?


Cam - September 18th, 2003 at 05:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Secoh
I dont know if this helps, but I have heard that crop circles are the work of Cereal Killers... :D


*shakes head in dismay* As dodgy a pun as that was, I did laugh myself stupid. LOL


GL1972 - September 18th, 2003 at 09:11 PM

Oh no! I have a beard and drive a VW too! Why do all those people keep talking in my head. :rudolf


byronbus - September 18th, 2003 at 09:24 PM

And i thought serial killers drove volvo's


byronbus - September 18th, 2003 at 09:25 PM

Or am i getting mixed up with Queenslanders?


Robo - September 18th, 2003 at 10:16 PM

Hey Byronbus

I dont know about PPL who drive VW's being serial killers, Id like to know what sort of car the person drives that took a couple of shots at you through the back window of the single cab!
Rob.....


ByronBug - September 18th, 2003 at 10:43 PM

:sandrine
Good one Robb,
:)heheheh
Judy


Herbie - September 18th, 2003 at 11:02 PM

He shot the previous owner, much cheaper than the trading post for a new ride.....................:D


ByronBug - September 18th, 2003 at 11:09 PM

:sandrine
Too much stress looking in that Trading Post.
Just run out & get any ol ute you can find...
Judy....hehehe


BiX - September 19th, 2003 at 01:43 AM

Wouldn't it bun fun to have a few vw's with onwers with beards in the audience of the next panel, all wearing vw club shirts? hehehehehehe (with evil menace!!)


Herbie - September 19th, 2003 at 01:51 AM

that is a must, surely VEE Dubbers from the local area would like to oblige,
Even with fake beards
I think they are in Melbourne but I am not sure if they have an audience.

It would be very cool.


Cam - September 19th, 2003 at 02:05 AM

haha, that would be the coolest thing ever!:bounce
I wonder how the whole VW owner/seial killer thing started? I've heard some people say that it's because they were a cheap dime a dozen car. But any owner who's restoring theirs atm will tell you that certainly is'nt so! And I've heard others say that it was because Ted Bundy used to drive one and thats what people were told to look out for, a suspicious VOlkswagen and fake beard.


Robo - September 19th, 2003 at 07:05 AM

Hey Herbie thats a good point, I wondered how he managed to pay for it!
it's a lot cheaper to aquire a car, just by buying two 44 magnum shells, at a buck a piece! we may have started something here! :thumb:(
Rob......


squizy - September 19th, 2003 at 08:50 AM

** Squiz thinks that with 7 day growth, might be time to shave this weekend **


HotRodMatt - September 19th, 2003 at 09:24 AM

Kombi - check
Beard - check
Collection of swords, axes, spears - check
Read all of Bret Easton Ellis' books (especially American Psycho) - check
Listened to Black Sabbath as a young child - check

Watch out!


Herbie - September 21st, 2003 at 02:31 PM

Who is going to sit in the audience of the panel, with their VW shirt and Beard, even if its a fake beard?
I would, but live too far away.
That is of course if they actually have an audience.
It would be a real good giggle.

Cheers Tony:thumb


Herbie - September 23rd, 2003 at 01:01 AM

No one will go?
Thats a shame.


whatnow - September 23rd, 2003 at 03:31 PM

hmmm beardish thingy here too....

oh byron bus i also drive a volvo aswell... does this make me an especially bad serial killer? if so i'd better get off the net and get buisy.....