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Who wants to do my database assignment?
amazer - October 23rd, 2003 at 08:51 PM

Just a few simple relational algebra questions + some SQL queries.

www.uow.edu.au/~lejla/buss212/assignment2

And now that MS has a new version of Office, who is upgrading and can sell me their older version. Mine is a cut down cheapo version without access or powerpoint.


Black_math - October 23rd, 2003 at 08:54 PM

Ile do it i gotta do one at school, teh olny thing is id be expecting some money. an dolny if i had to do taht database part no algebra for me


Anthiron - October 23rd, 2003 at 08:56 PM

i just finished a huge IPT access assignment and i really cant say i feel like doing another


Bizarre - October 23rd, 2003 at 08:59 PM

HAH!!! Eazy peezy!!

I wiuld be embarrased to help you on THAT simple question!!!

Money - i would PAY you!!! It is SOOOOO easy!!!


I will just sit in the corner with a beer until you do it.

Barry


amazer - October 23rd, 2003 at 09:03 PM

:beer now why didnt I think of that earlier!


Brad - October 23rd, 2003 at 09:21 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Black_math
Ile do it i gotta do one at school, teh olny thing is id be expecting some money. an dolny if i had to do taht database part no algebra for me


I am guessing you have a lot of problems with SQL typing like that, I can't even understand what you are on about.... how the hell with the Little Man in My Computer !!!


MickH - October 23rd, 2003 at 09:24 PM

Be nice Brad...He's "touch typing" Wots he touching hehehehehe:vader



WOOHOOOO!!!!NEW SIGNATURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Brad - October 23rd, 2003 at 09:25 PM

man I will swap you a VB.net assignment for it in a flash. I can have the answers to those question to you tommorrow :D

Wanna swap ??

I am guessing you run it in WinSql or sumthin ... If only I hadn't of run out of SQL subjects and had to start doing GUI CRAP !!!!! :(:(

Oh well back to VB.POO.NET

:bounce:bounce


amazer - October 23rd, 2003 at 09:28 PM

hmmm nup. beer didnt work.

maybe if I have another one?


MickH - October 23rd, 2003 at 09:28 PM

Lets colour in the page:bounce


amazer - October 23rd, 2003 at 09:38 PM

I can only do java gui and even that would take me a month. If I'm accessing databases thru java I use Access at uni or mySQL here at home. But for the java subject they are just basic statements with no joins or anything. mySQL is missing a lot of things. Like date. Like foreign keys. stupid.

For this database subject with the joins and nested queries I use the uni's Oracle server over the net which is a PITA.


amazer - October 23rd, 2003 at 09:39 PM

whats with you guys sig pictures. I see red crosses.


Black_math - October 23rd, 2003 at 09:45 PM

Just cause i cant type, and teh has been accepted as a word these days anybody with puters know it cause were al too lazy to fix it up. STOP BAGING MY TYPEING:P


Brad - October 23rd, 2003 at 09:48 PM

So reading the spec, you are going to have to run it in something. We are talking real SQM not MySql or Access SQL etc etc.

Nested Queries are cool, they make it very easy to follow the grouping side of things.

Bummer about the VB.net I was getting excited thought I could get out of VB.net :(

Are you doing IT or business ?


jenz58 - October 23rd, 2003 at 09:48 PM

Have I missed something? Are you really meant to know about a particular pilot and which light he is on???? Then compute it all in algebra type thingy

Or do you make up all the flight stuff but have it come out as something that looks real?????

I can send you flight info but not who's flying or their salary:o

OK I read this quick and have no idea here

I mean if you can find the info on the pilots, flights etc then view source or something copy and paste in the right places, does that get your answer?????

This is why I never ever even considered a career in this area:D


Brad - October 23rd, 2003 at 09:53 PM

;) :kiss


vanderaj - October 23rd, 2003 at 09:54 PM

I can't believe "typeing"... it would be faster to spell correctly. :) Only kidding!

Chris and Brad, isn't the idea of assignments to learn something? ;)

Andrew


amazer - October 23rd, 2003 at 09:54 PM

It will be run on Oracle.

Jen I got no idea about the algebra stuff. Absolute none. I dont even know why it exists. Must have slept through those lectures.

The Structured Query Language stuff is about getting a computer to do all your cutting and pasting. Doing it yourself will work for my assignment but probably not for the Commonwealth bank who would have to search through millions of records to cut and paste.

I've got the basics of SQL sussed. I can do a lot of the medium to hard questions from the textbook, but almost none from this bloody assignment.


Brad - October 23rd, 2003 at 09:57 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by vanderaj
I can't believe "typeing"... it would be faster to spell correctly. :) Only kidding!

Chris and Brad, isn't the idea of assignments to learn something? ;)

Andrew


You think you are my DAD ???:bounce

Chris if you get stuck drop me an email and I maybe able to help you out.


amazer - October 23rd, 2003 at 09:57 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by vanderaj
Chris and Brad, isn't the idea of assignments to learn something? ;)



Oh cmon, which idealistic world were you brought up in. I just want 6 credit points so I can finish this degree, buy some occy straps, and start pushing shopping trolleys!


I'm off to bed guys. If you could all do 1 question each and email it to amazer39@yahoo.com that would be sweet. See you tomorrow ;)


Black_math - October 23rd, 2003 at 09:58 PM

Its not important on teh spelling if pple can understand you theer is no problems:D


jenz58 - October 23rd, 2003 at 10:11 PM

Chris get a job where you can pay someone to do all of this:thumb

Went out with my old friends last night. Dayle met me after work, Paul her husband rang. Main ANZ computer down (the BIG ONE), branches, data processing centres, everywhere - he was a couple of hours late cos he's in charge of getting them up:jesus


dodge - October 23rd, 2003 at 11:27 PM

oh this sounds good! how bout I do Chris' SQL assignment and you two can be assignment buddies and do my .NET assignment and Brad's .NET assignment!!
WOOHOO! :bounce

....only thing is... its due on monday.... do u think u can have it done by then?? :D


Brad - October 24th, 2003 at 07:44 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by dodge
oh this sounds good! how bout I do Chris' SQL assignment and you two can be assignment buddies and do my .NET assignment and Brad's .NET assignment!!
WOOHOO! :bounce

....only thing is... its due on monday.... do u think u can have it done by then?? :D


Guess I am just lucky that it was due tonight so I have already done it hey :D


Bugged Again - October 24th, 2003 at 08:07 AM

Its a shame not many people can spell any more, mus tbe a part of the brain that doesn't function properly :D

Brad do I get one of those new fangled signatures as well?? Will get the baja runninmg one day.


Brad - October 24th, 2003 at 08:09 AM

You can have one, I have a Baja one as well as a buggy one :D

What name ?


amazer - October 24th, 2003 at 10:36 AM

errr this is about MY assignment. I've checked my mail and there are no answers!

I still dont see any signatures, just red crosses.


modulus - October 24th, 2003 at 11:01 AM

The way I learned SQL was to use the Access WYSIWYG query editor in WYSIWYG mode and then read the SQL which it generated....

Of course, you wouldn't use shortcuts like this on an assignment...


BiX - October 24th, 2003 at 11:25 AM

I'll trade,I can get the SQl done if somebody will do my thesis due in 2 weeks. "waste water and fat racovery system analysis for gelita australia"

Haven't even started writting it yet:(

but have finally finished testing 250 waste water samples!!!!!!!!


Jay_1965vw - October 24th, 2003 at 01:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Black_math
Its not important on teh spelling if pple can understand you theer is no problems:D


I think the problem Black Math, is that half the time we can't understand you - or we have to read what you say 3 times before we do.

Its not just you young lot (can't believe I just said THAT!) Look at Birchall's spelling... or lack of :P

:D

Mrs J

LMAO