To all at AUSSIEVEEDUBBERS

In this age of ever more precise Political Correctness and Ethical Awareness,
I thought I would send you this Greetings.

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,
non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the Summer holiday,
practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or the secular practices of your choice, with
respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others,
or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at
all...and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
year 2004, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of
other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Australia
great (not to imply that Australia is necessarily greater than any other
country), and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is
subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with
no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the
wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or
others, is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole
discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected
within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or
until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes
first, and the warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance
of a new wish, at the sole discretion of the wisher. Should tidings
generally accepted as good not be experienced by the wishee during the
warranted period, then this wish is null and void. This greeting has no
cash value.)

Thanks...

Kafer69.....:tree

Come on tell the truth, your really John Howard aren't you, Its OK you can own up, nobody will hurt you!
Man is that a political statement or what.
Rob.....

thanks mate right back at ya...
i mustr say tho i am tempted to copy this and show it to am mate of mine who is a lawyer in training just to check you are 100% politically correct

I have already got my Cristmas card from the local MP, how much is that costing the tax payer?
Rob.....

If I got anything in the mail from that prick-I would get someone from the Authorities to open it.