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Free to good home: ! pick-up-line
pi22api22a - January 7th, 2004 at 04:24 PM

:bounce:bounce:bounce:bounce:bounce
As I have recently tied the knot, I no longer have need for this powerful pickup line,, Free to good home,,, (good luck)

PICK UP LINE TO TRY::::::::
(walks up to best looking girl at bar, sittin all by herself)
Me: G'day , buy you a drink?
Babe: No reply (she's ignoring me !!)
Me: Well,,, I may not be the best looking guy in this bar,,, (she's getting interested)
But I'm the ONLY one talking to YOU !!
(wears drink in face,, leaves feeling refreshed).

Can you do better?

Dave


Cam - January 7th, 2004 at 05:15 PM

HAHAHAHA!!!!:D Thats a classic

kinda like ending it with: "I may be fat... But you're ugly, and I can diet!"


pi22api22a - January 7th, 2004 at 07:49 PM

Yeah, I like that ending too,,,,,, will pass it on to some single people,,

dave


pi22api22a - January 7th, 2004 at 09:09 PM

so,,, how do you look with your hair down? (pause) besides beautiful ? :puke


Starbug - January 8th, 2004 at 12:36 AM

My personal fave...
"do you sleep on your stomach? .... do you mind if i do?" :D


Oasis - January 8th, 2004 at 12:52 AM

Guy goes up to a girl and says, "So, do you live around here often?"

Another guy goes up to a girl and says, "The name's Bond, James..." to which she replies, "Off, Fuck..."


Robo - January 8th, 2004 at 04:31 PM

He He He He He HE oooops I just wet my pants!
Rob...


Craig Torrens - January 8th, 2004 at 10:31 PM

the joys of school years, you could say anything to a girl and still get a snog/root:D


Anthiron - January 8th, 2004 at 10:42 PM

i usually find my over average good looks pull the chicks better than n e pick up line ever could :P lol jokes:bounce


Mrs M - January 8th, 2004 at 10:43 PM

Yes that would work...... not to say it worked on me but i would have to agree


Craig Torrens - January 8th, 2004 at 10:48 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Anthiron
i usually find my over average good looks pull the chicks better than n e pick up line ever could :P lol jokes:bounce


:kiss:repuke


DoNkEy - January 8th, 2004 at 11:06 PM

lol....u get some funny ones..ones i would just love to see people say to other people...

Like "Your parents must of been terrorists , cause your da bomb!"...gotta give that one a try;)


Anthiron - January 9th, 2004 at 12:14 AM

hah that one is good


Starbug - January 9th, 2004 at 10:34 AM

this ones always good

*guy licks his finger and presses it on the girls top and his shirt*

"hey babe, how about you and me go and get out of these wet clothes?":D:D:D


KruizinKombi - January 9th, 2004 at 11:01 AM

"Your pants are like a mirror.... I can see myself in them!" ;)


kombi_kid - January 9th, 2004 at 11:28 AM

or this good old one
"them pants look nice,but they would look better on the end of my bed"
cheers
rhys


buzzbug - January 9th, 2004 at 12:05 PM

Him "do you want a root"
Her "no"
Him " would you mind laying down so i can have one"

Never tried,
To afraid to get a slap or sexual harrasment law suit.


split_hot - January 9th, 2004 at 01:45 PM

there are 250 bones in your body would you like another.

pleased to meet you, meet to please you.

we could either fuck or i could tell everyone we did

id like to get into your pant but i guess you already have an asshole in there

:D

theres some of mine


jade


pi22api22a - January 10th, 2004 at 03:13 PM

ha ha,, you guys are sick,,

....... here's 40cents
........whats that for?
........To call your Mum, tell her your not going home tonight....(never used that one):bounce


dodge - January 10th, 2004 at 05:43 PM

some of the guys at my work suggested these ones ;)

"I'm not usually this tall, but I'm sitting on my wallet."

"You must be tired after running through my mind all day."


split_hot - January 10th, 2004 at 06:56 PM

i used all 4 of my pickup lines on my girl friend :cussing none worked darn it


5PL1TDCS10N - January 10th, 2004 at 07:10 PM

A great rejection line from a girl:
"Im not your type...you don't need to blow me up!"

Bogan pick up line: " I'd love to bounce my b*lls on your chin!"(sorry If I've offended anyone)hehehehe


vwtyp2 - January 10th, 2004 at 07:16 PM

her: "not tonight dear, I've got a headache"

him: "that's fine, I've just been powdering my dick with asprin. You can have it either orally, or as a suppository" :P