A was sent this link (No really I was, its not like I'd go looking)

I hope he wasn't trying to tell me something.

I'm not sure what I find funniest, the concept / the pictures or the japanese to english translation.

DO NOT look if your going to be offended

http://babelfish.altavista.com/babelfish/urltrurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdaimaoh.ki...

Very very amusing. You gotta love Jinglish!

Hmmmm.................................................. :o

hahaha.......dodgy

So that's what they mean by a "Stroker"! :o:o:o

I had this Japanese translated コキマシーン apparently it says kokimashiin ie cock machine! (what else would it say?)

Damn, the Japanese characters wouldn't copy across

it love you long time, yes?

I couldnt find the pricing for it
Whats the Yen Dolar exchange rate ??

PURRRRRRRRRRRFFEEEEEECCCTTTttt

Now if I could just figure out how to modify it to change gear - I could have an "Auto"

:oF*ck Me!:o

Its about $440.00


:o:o:o:o

u carnt beat the old manual way anyway.......im going for one now....hahaha just joking:thumb

Makes ya wonder how fatboy got his name...

I thought you just have to lie on your hand for a while so it feels like someone else does it for you? yes, no? I'll be quiet now.

That's so funny.........

Like the way they say the hand spreads to take a thick one....You wouldn't want it to go biserk and grip too hard the other way:o:jesus:cry

So is this the thing for the man who has everything...or has RSI from over wanking??

As yOU ALL A KNOW lubrication IS THE ANSWER TO EVERYONES prayers.

God i love the shape of that plastic hand...

I didnt see any where in the specs what RPM this unit does ???

The controls looks rather simple Dave...

I'd say one speed and one rhythm....Sorry!!!

With a contraption as good as that, you could probably get by with a picture of Maggie Thatcher.

Do you think it could be made with an elbow and take be adaptable for other devises???...It may widen the market...

In that 3rd from last pic-if you could get it to grip that long rubber thing a fair bit lower-with a little imagination you suddenly have a his and hers-wild thought.

What's another site for wacky Japanese gadgets...? I can't find them...was trying to show someone some of their stuff....

Thats going straight to the pool room.

did anyone notice that the hand has long fingernails?

different nail colours... for that something extra special!:puke

HEY, I asked Santa to get me that for christmas!

Hmm, yes, well,

You've obviousley been a very very bad little dubber then haven't you ?

Also On This Site Is Some Handy Straps, Use Them For Holding Stuff Down On The Roofrack Then Use Them In The Bedroom, Mmmmm For Mmmmm Errr Yeh To Keep The Wardrobe Door Close Yeh Thats It

http://babelfish.altavista.com/babelfish/urltrurl?lp=ja_en&url=http%3A%2F...
Title (magic tape for restraint)



Andy

those straps are out of hand!, but there ok for begineers.......oh im so glad

you wanna see sad check this out...

make sure u read the letters section if ur up for it...

http://www.realdoll.com/dolls.asp