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vw54 - February 4th, 2004 at 08:29 PM

Never hold your Farts in




If you do they will travel up your spine until they reach your brain, and you will make shitty decisions all day long !!!

Bill Daws - February 4th, 2004 at 08:38 PM

Dave,
That explains why every decision you make is a good one - I've never known you to hold one back.
Bill

matt - February 4th, 2004 at 08:51 PM

Its better to fart and stink a little than bust your ring and be a cripple

vw54 - February 5th, 2004 at 06:45 AM

Yes i can honestly say that i am not one to hold a FART in....

Bill i do havea licence and certificate for being considered a Master Farter.

Yep i always make that the right decisions.

Midlife crisis - February 5th, 2004 at 02:07 PM

And if you hold a fart in for to long you explode and what a mess to lean up but at least you don't have to clean it

:bounce:bounce:bounce:bounce

Oasis - February 5th, 2004 at 04:02 PM

Careful of the Shart... Half Shit and half Fart... LPG