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WHATS THE BEST WAY TO DESTROY STATESMAN`S????
mattie - February 7th, 2004 at 02:48 PM

YOU READ IT NOW LETS ANSWER!!!!

oval TOFU - February 7th, 2004 at 02:54 PM

[size=5]BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA![/size]
:vader

Boozer - February 7th, 2004 at 03:10 PM

Good ony ya!:D:thumb

Here's what I reckon: try to start them...

typ-fre - February 7th, 2004 at 03:30 PM

get the vw toureg to run over it

dom

twoguns - February 7th, 2004 at 03:32 PM

THIS...

http://www.aussieveedubbers.com/forum/images/public/img-1075369259.jpg

lobus - February 7th, 2004 at 03:52 PM

I reckon it would be fun to all stand around and piss on one and then listen to it rust away.
Or we could do a version of what the american bikers do with a jap bike but sub with a statesman. Maybe at the next Valla...

Secoh - February 7th, 2004 at 04:09 PM

you dont have to do anything they just fall apart all on their own. damn crapbuckets.

oval TOFU - February 7th, 2004 at 05:16 PM

hmmmmm

quote:
"PEOPLE WHO DRIVE VOLKSWAGEN CAN NOT AFFORD A REAL CAR HA HA"

dude, have you seen how much the MDs of Volkswagen earn? maybe you should learn to count...

bus356 - February 7th, 2004 at 05:19 PM

HEy Statesman, be careful coz if you hang around here long enough you might just get the VW bug (no pun intended). :cool:

reub - February 7th, 2004 at 06:29 PM

ha ha ha :D

I just happen to own a wb stato.

Alex Holzl - February 8th, 2004 at 11:36 AM

mscabrio - February 9th, 2004 at 06:15 AM

You just have to feel sorry for the poor statesman tosser. He obviously feels he need to make up for his inadequacies (ever heard the saying that men who drive big cars are making up for the lack of size in another department ??????) by bagging something that he knows nothing about ! I am sure that he probably is a secret VW lover but can't admit it because he will be teased by his little 2 foot tall mates, so holden boy get in your deformed Commodore and drive yourself off the cliff !

:sandrine

robnjo - February 9th, 2004 at 07:35 AM

WHATS THE BEST WAY TO DESTROY STATESMAN`S????

JAM THE DRIVERS HEAD UP THE EXHAUST:thumbNOW THATS TOPS:thumb

Karmann Bug - February 9th, 2004 at 11:25 AM

Hey... I work for Holden so watch it!!!!

VWCOOL - February 9th, 2004 at 06:11 PM

yeah... and I have an HSV that I play with when I'm not doing Oval and Country Buggy stuff... How do you destroy a Fairlane?!

Secoh - February 9th, 2004 at 07:16 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by mscabrio
ever heard the saying that men who drive big cars are making up for the lack of size in another department ??????


yes, it must be why I drove a mini for so many years ;) :P

Flying VW - February 10th, 2004 at 04:51 AM

I Bet over 90% of the people on this Forum, have another Car in there Driveway that isn't a VW.

Craig Torrens - February 10th, 2004 at 10:27 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by VWCOOL
yeah... and I have an HSV that I play with when I'm not doing Oval and Country Buggy stuff... How do you destroy a Fairlane?!


How do you destroy a Fairlane....................................you can't because its a Ford. I should know,:P I tried for 4 years :D
My new holden feels FU.KED after 13000km's

Oasis - February 11th, 2004 at 01:35 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Secoh
Quote:
Originally posted by mscabrio
ever heard the saying that men who drive big cars are making up for the lack of size in another department ??????


yes, it must be why I drove a mini for so many years ;) :P

I've got a skateboard.

Oasis - February 11th, 2004 at 01:35 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Secoh
Quote:
Originally posted by mscabrio
ever heard the saying that men who drive big cars are making up for the lack of size in another department ??????


yes, it must be why I drove a mini for so many years ;) :P

I've got a skateboard. :o