You MUST read them out loud
1) That's not right ......................... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harbouring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man ................................ Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse ............................... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? .................. Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table .............. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
I think you need a face lift .............. Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here .................... Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet ............. Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone .................. No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight ..................... Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile ............. Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odour is offensive .............. Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great .................................... Fa Kin Su Pah
Man my Asian girlfriends gonna kick your *ss when she see's this! You've been warned! Hope you can fly

Danny
[Edited on 26-2-2004 by dannyboy67]
Man, thats great stuff!! Didn't take me too long to get them all :o
R 
lol...good stuff ...
I bumped into a coffee table .............. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
That's my personal Favorite.
"Man my Asian girlfriends gonna kick your *ss when she see's this! You've been warned! Hope you can fly"
Hey dannyboy67 Whats the S S stand for. 
I think he meant @ss.. he he
Arh cool. Because I was thinking about that for a LOOOOOOONG Time.
very good LOL