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Wanted to borrow (our turn guys)
buzzbug - March 27th, 2004 at 10:22 PM

Wanted to borrow:
One night will be fine.
1983 to 1985 model.
Large headlights, constant high beam fine.
Small rear end with no hail damage preferable.
Do not mind German, Mexican, or Australian model but would really like a Brazillian.:P
Must be cheap to fill up and be ready to go at a moments notice.
Must be prepared to be admired by others but not touched.
A self homing chip must be installed so not to be in my garage in the morning.






(yes this is a joke, already happy with 1982 Australian model):thumb:thumb:P

[Edited on 27-3-2004 by buzzbug]

Jay_1965vw - March 27th, 2004 at 11:19 PM

ROFL

Nice one.

Oasis - March 27th, 2004 at 11:20 PM

HAHAHAHAHHA

$2.63 homebrand baja - March 28th, 2004 at 12:14 AM

:repuke ......................patter patter patter ptewwiee..

A cold silence falls upon the ladies side of the room. The group sit in stunned silence clasping thier shandies, faces showing a mixed reaction of shock and disbelief....

Gladis: "grab ya drinks luvvies, looks like it's oddball and pervies noight tonight"

Mavis: "ooh yes thought that fella looked a bit shifty, sittin there all rugged up in nuffin but his grey raincoat and thongs"

Beryl: "Don't forget to grab ya toy poodle fifi, martha...he said he likes em chipped"

Martha mutters under her breath: "bloody freak, must be a friend of Jim Rose"

Galdis: "I hear CWA is puttin on a bingo do tonight, lets go ladies".................


The ladies then proceed to leave the forum in disgust... The fellas are left sitting, wondering what just happened..

Buzzbug yells out as shoe hits him on head: "OOOUUUCH,,, WHATTTTT??? sheesh"

Babybug - March 28th, 2004 at 08:08 AM

Thats funny :thumb

buzzbug - March 28th, 2004 at 09:10 AM

A shoe ?

who throws a shoe ?

:P

pod - March 28th, 2004 at 09:30 AM

raflmao:)
$2.63 you need a new occupation (comedy writer) that is so funnneeee

vwombat - March 28th, 2004 at 04:45 PM

Given that this is the commerce side of the forum, there's probably no room for love here.

The swapping part could get ugly tho'. Imagine what future swapmeets are going to look like, with people turning up in Lingerie, and testing each other's suspension...

I think the idea may generate a whole new group of VW enthusiasts?

$2.63 homebrand baja - March 28th, 2004 at 09:36 PM

:puke stay away from the rat fanciers.......hmmm and wat about those wizard car thingies......(theres a name for that kinds thing!)....................swap, meet,,,,,get it swaa---ppp meat..... yukkie. :jesus oohh boy the mind boggles....

grossssssss:P


(oh and btw buzz, the shoe was thrown by some ranting rat driver with tourettes, sitting in corner, picking pretzel crumbs from his navel?????? dunno sounded good anyway)

helbus - March 28th, 2004 at 10:32 PM

An 83 to 85 model eh!

It would be easy to find a Brazillian.

Now what about noise levels in those models?

You would think older models were noisier, but it doen't seem that way. The later models have less groans and more of a chatter.

Lokita - March 30th, 2004 at 12:23 PM

This little 82 model is suddenly feeling very old!
:(

Lokita - March 30th, 2004 at 12:24 PM

This little 82 model is suddenly feeling very old!
:(

jenz58 - March 30th, 2004 at 12:49 PM

lol.... Loved 'the ladies' reaction...good stuff....hehehe :D

Lokita, you think you suddenly feel old!!!!
:jesus;)

Groans can be good....just so long as it not over joint pain!!:P

KruizinKombi - March 30th, 2004 at 01:25 PM

Something that really screams would be good......

buzzbug - March 30th, 2004 at 01:31 PM

There is nothing wrong with an 82 model.
I am very happy with mine.

buzzbug - March 30th, 2004 at 01:31 PM

There is nothing wrong with an 82 model.
I am very happy with mine.

Lokita - March 30th, 2004 at 01:43 PM

Well, good! ;)

LittleMissHerbina - March 30th, 2004 at 01:54 PM

Wanted to BORROW. That would be right.

Men say.....
why buy the whole cow when you can get the milk for free

Women can say...
why buy the whole pig just for a little suasage!!!

Lokita - March 30th, 2004 at 02:05 PM

Hehe good call

buzzbug - March 30th, 2004 at 03:48 PM

why buy the whole pig when three "D" cell batteries will do the trick!:D

amazer - March 30th, 2004 at 04:01 PM

3 D cells!!!! you wanna make sure that thing has a good earth.

buzzbug - March 30th, 2004 at 04:02 PM

a good earth or an AC adapter?

kombi_kid - March 30th, 2004 at 04:34 PM

ROTFLMAO at amazer freakin crack up!!!
it must be some moment for the forum!!!
is it breeding season for both humans and VW's??? seems to be alot of "love" around the forum and plenty of VW's for sale!!
cheers
rhys

$2.63 homebrand baja - March 30th, 2004 at 05:00 PM

:o :puke
:cry it's all jay's fault, she started it!

I aint lookin anymore, I give up. Kept finding terminal rust under the exterior glitter and shine!!! Or the ones who consume copious amounts of high octane fuel....


:thumb herbina!!!!!!


btw what is the gestation period for a vw anyway?????

$2.63 homebrand baja - March 30th, 2004 at 05:05 PM

errrr amazer and buzzbug,, how come you know so much about battery opperated devices eh???????:vader

'tutt tutt tutt' fellas
:P:P:P:P:P:P

buzzbug - March 30th, 2004 at 05:15 PM

CRAP

amazer... we have been found out, don your over coat and lets flee the corner of the adult store via the back door under the cover of darkness.

helbus - March 30th, 2004 at 06:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by $2.63 homebrand baja

btw what is the gestation period for a vw anyway?????


It is a strange situation. A human hooks up with a VW and usually another one comes along. Sometimes the relationship ends and there is no more VW love. Sad but true.

From what I have seen It normally takes an average of 2.5 years to gestate and have another VW.

Peter Leonard - March 30th, 2004 at 06:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Helbus
Quote:
Originally posted by $2.63 homebrand baja

btw what is the gestation period for a vw anyway?????


It is a strange situation. A human hooks up with a VW and usually another one comes along. Sometimes the relationship ends and there is no more VW love. Sad but true.

From what I have seen It normally takes an average of 2.5 years to gestate and have another VW.


usually gestation is brought about by the rubbers deteriorating :D

wouldn't mind a nice 75 - 80 model, without cosmetic damage (no mysterious spray filler covering cracks and imperfections) colour immaterial, but no ex-drag cars, second hand okay, but as few drivers as possible, not interested in baggage (unless it's the interesting ratty kind) structurally sound, smooth performer, low maintenance with all fluids topped up. Inbuilt security system an advantage, must be available for test drive. just a quickie up the road would be fine ;)
*straps on catcher's mask and dog training gear while gritting teeth and grinning maniacally*

"Now Skeeter, we don't want no trouble.."

buzzbug - March 30th, 2004 at 08:39 PM

Pete your a champ :P

$2.63 homebrand baja - March 30th, 2004 at 08:40 PM

;) aww what a shame I am a 74 model.......

:puke


($2 heads back out to paddock to rat up some more lol :P )