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3 or 4 cartons wouldnt go astray right now
thorgin - May 5th, 2004 at 12:15 AM

Damn, just split up with my girlfriend, (she loved beetles, what a loss :cry) and to make things worse ive got nothing to calm my nerves.. it was over something stupid and it tears my ass apart


Craig Torrens - May 5th, 2004 at 12:21 AM

At 17, you should be rooting everything and anything............mate take a deep breath and start living life !!!
Your to good for her anyway.




I should be Dr Phil :thumb

[Edited on 4-5-2004 by Craig Torrens]


Anthiron - May 5th, 2004 at 12:23 AM

3 or 4 cartons.......man u have been drinking more since u left if u can handle that :P .....don worry man when u come down on thursday we will go out in the baja and find some nice young girls to fill the backseat (nothing suss guys):bounce .......hell u might even get laid......its all in the power of the Volksie;)


Anthiron - May 5th, 2004 at 12:25 AM

ha ha dr phill blows u dont want to be that clown......howd u know he was 17 by the way?:alien and did u get my U2U craig?


Craig Torrens - May 5th, 2004 at 12:33 AM

Yes thanks for the u2u, will follow up on your leads

Cheers
Craig T

The hand straps on the pillars of the VW's can be put to good use.....................trust me :kiss


Anthiron - May 5th, 2004 at 12:35 AM

ah hah ill keep that one in mind craig;)


thorgin - May 5th, 2004 at 12:58 AM

yeh im gonna get so drunk at your house anthiron, and you, and then where gonna stylise your SuperBug, mwuhahaha!!!!!!


Anthiron - May 5th, 2004 at 01:12 AM

i dont care how drunk we are, we arent "Mad Maxing" my superbug!


thorgin - May 5th, 2004 at 01:22 AM

We need to get jett over as well :cool:


Anthiron - May 5th, 2004 at 01:26 AM

OMG:o........


zac_smits - May 5th, 2004 at 06:03 AM

mahaha great pic dude...yeh, just fill the back seat with ladies and you'll start feeling a bit better.


kombi_kid - May 5th, 2004 at 08:25 AM

u need a kombi more room for more girls :thumb:thumb:thumb or better still a baja kombi


thorgin - May 5th, 2004 at 08:33 AM

Well all that money im not spending on my chick can now go into my car fund so weel see :D


vwombat - May 5th, 2004 at 11:01 AM

Oh, you want to drink the beer! Right! I thought you
needed to prop up Betsy with them so you could
install the Nitro' System!?!

I didn't see any Mad Max cutting blades or other
weaponry in the pic tho'. With a name like Betsy, she'll
need some stuff to keep the Monaro driver's from
kicking her arse. Keep that in mind boys!

P.S. 17 to 25 is all about testing your pecker under
different conditions. Don't let your head and/or heart
get involved till at least 25 guys. A cute Bug will attract
the girls probably, but a Kombi will give you all a much
better ride. Heavy petting in Bug's rates as S+M!


kombi_kid - May 5th, 2004 at 11:26 AM

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha use crack me up!!!
cheers
rhys


vwombat - May 5th, 2004 at 11:35 AM

Who'd you abuse and why? I didn't think you had the balls for abuse?!?
(tho' I can picture you BEING abused with leather and stainless steel impliments). Sordid details please oh foolish one!

(if their boring, make some good one's up. Just like your new split ownership stories. You know - utter BS!).


VWCOOL - May 5th, 2004 at 11:45 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Craig Torrens
At 17, you should be rooting everything and anything............mate take a deep breath and start living life !!!
Your to good for her anyway.


I should be Dr Phil :thumb

[Edited on 4-5-2004 by Craig Torrens]


Good advice... do lots of :kiss and :P to this:sandrine for the next 10-15 years


vwombat - May 5th, 2004 at 11:57 AM

I don't know about :

Quote:
rooting everything and anything


I don't think that's very smart. A penis is a sensitive instrument. I would recommend staying within the same species. If you must ignore my advice, then at least avoid abrasive surfaces, and extremes of hot and cold. Your Kids will thank me later!

BTW - I think these 2 Sunshine coast smartarses just dreamt this thread up as a way of getting free piss! The bloke probably never even had a girlfriend,
and they cant get any beer at the drive through 'cause they both look like 12 year olds. I can see through your pathetic scheme!!!

Now, if you'd started new user names and pretended to be cute girls, you probably would have been pickled before sunset! Cases of beer shipped in from all over Australia.


$2.63 homebrand baja - May 5th, 2004 at 12:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by vwombat

Now, if you'd started new user names and pretended to be cute girls, you probably would have been pickled before sunset! Cases of beer shipped in from all over Australia.




Ahh so thats how it works.....

Hi my names Samantha and I'm wearing no panties,, I am really really sad because I just broke up with my girlfriend. She liked vee dubs too. u2u me and for a case of beer I will send you a piccie of us, and a free pair of panties!



hmmm this could work.. send crap piccie from google porn search, lifeline undies,,, get beer,, sell beer to homeless at profit,,, hmm could raise big engine money in nooo toime...

thanx guys, your depravity is feeding my creativity lol.

:jesus :puke


thorgin - May 5th, 2004 at 12:38 PM

the picture of betsy? its anthirons 71superbeetle that HE named betsy, the chick is jett who i am thinking gets along rather well with anthiron but has a boyfriend, and im in the background, no real story but im going over to his house in a few days and i was telling him she should come do, i think hes pretty embarresed about the pic, sall good tho


thorgin - May 5th, 2004 at 12:41 PM

sorry to have such a shockingly bad site frenzix, if i knew you were comming for an inspection i wouldve worked nonstop on it :P


thorgin - May 5th, 2004 at 01:01 PM

umm, not very likely, i catch a 12 hour train tomorrow for like a 6 week holiday (ive got no work while my wrist is broken) and i havent even thought about packing yet, its just a shell till i can work on it at anthirons house, will deffinately let you know if any improvements are made tho


Anthiron - May 5th, 2004 at 02:11 PM

and VWwombat i look at least 15 i swear:P ....... also it wasnt me that named the superbug it was the previous owner!.......and yes ther beer is for drinking we have a couple of trolley jacks to install the nos ........im thinking 2 bottles will fit well upright behind the rear seat what do u reckon:P .......as for jettamine (BTW thats not her real name but it shall be used to protect the not so inncocent) yes....tis a shame about this dean fellow ahhh well.....hes living with her and her room mate as of tuesday so im almost certain they will have some argument that will leave her single and open;) ........plus she thinks my baja is awesome so thats an upper.......VW's really do pull the chicks.....i dont think ill tint my windows just so that the bommadore and falcon drivers can see the ladies in the back seat:thumb ........and yes i prefer to stick to at least humanoid forms for sexual intercourse and abrasives are definatly out.......PS: what was the website that frenzix looked at? your crappy give me money site?

[Edited on 5-5-2004 by Anthiron]


Lokita - May 5th, 2004 at 02:17 PM

Beetle's never pull chicks for me. :(

;););)


Anthiron - May 5th, 2004 at 02:23 PM

awww u must be doing something wrong:P


Lokita - May 5th, 2004 at 02:25 PM

Maybe it's just cos I'm a girl.

No lesbians are ever interested in me!

*sulks*

:D


Cruzin in a Golf - May 5th, 2004 at 02:27 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Lokita
Beetle's never pull chicks for me. :(

;););)


Does that mean Beetle's pull guys for you?;)


Anthiron - May 5th, 2004 at 02:27 PM

awww.....one day u find the right girl for you im sure of it:)


Lokita - May 5th, 2004 at 02:30 PM

Yeah, maybe. And on that day, my bf will be cheering! :P


Anthiron - May 5th, 2004 at 02:32 PM

ha ha ha ha ha