The letter.....

A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed.

With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped
with my new boyfriend.
I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercings and
tattoos and his big motorcycle.

But is not only that mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will
be very happy in his trailer in the woods.

He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams.

I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it
for us and for his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want.
In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed
to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and know how to take care of myself.

Someday I'll visit for you to know your grandchildren.

Your daughter, Judith

PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house.

I just wanted to show you that there are worst things in life than
the school's report card that's in my desk's drawer...
I love you!