Haha..made you look you sik pervert..I mean fully sik pervert! heehee
Ok...here's a joke-


While I was driving down the M3 the other day, (going a little faster than I
should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a copper on the other
side with a radar gun laying in wait.

The copper pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic
patronising smirk, asked "Runway too short?"

To which I replied, "I'm late for work."

To which he asked, "What do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.

The copper was surprised and confused. "A what? A rectum stretcher?? "And
just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to
two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, I work side
to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch
the hole, until it's about 6 feet."

Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously, "And just what do you do
with a six-foot arsehole?"

To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a
bridge..."

Speeding ticket: £105.00

Court costs: £45.00

Look on copper's face ... Priceless....

[Edited on 29-5-2004 by 5PL1TDCS10N]

Priceless ,hee hee

LOL

Dan

copper pulled over a guy and the conversation went like this,
Cop: I've been waiting all day for you.
Driver: I know so i got here as fast as i could.

Thats the best lol :thumb
ill have to remeber that for when they get me hahaha
brenton

Thats the best lol :thumb
ill have to remeber that for when they get me hahaha
brenton