Bring em on

gezzz, you must be bored... :P ...

No i need a good excuse for tomorrow

being that it's Saturday...that would be mine!

"Sorry boss but I've broken my penis" or this one might be more suitable for you "I have to change the sand in my ant farm" I actually rang in one day (before i gave up work) and I asked to speak to the "boss". When they put him on the phone I asked him if he would be there all day and he said yes. I said " well if your there I won't be because your an idiot" and hung up. The next day he asked me why I didn't like him and I told him we had a personality conflict. He didn't have a personality. He thought I was joking......He got the sack about 1 month after that and I left because it was boring.

ants are dirty little buggers indeed.

Just ring up and say.. can't come in my head fell off last night and I am waiting 4 the glue to dry. Or I Just plain don't want to come in caus work sux? Or don't ring in at all and tell then ur sorry the next day,, twas a case of amnesia, completely forgot everything and ended up sitting at home in a wading pool full of rice bubbles? pay $5 to local dodgey gp for certificate to that effect??? Or drink bowl of salty water just b4 u get in and then vomit on boss's shoe and say... I'mmm siii-iicckk...then take off n have fun?

only the truth for me, but in 9 years with working my father i only has 2 days off sick for a broken bone in my hand, but now i work for myself, no need for excuses

Had to ring in saying that my rabbit had just had babies and also one day i had to say that i couldn't come in as my Donkey was really sick !

Dan

got to work one day and relised that I had put a spoon in the fork tray so had to ask for the day off.

nIck

[Edited on 6-6-2004 by Mr Bubble Head]

i always do the 'turn up for an hour and look really crook and tell them how brave you are then go so overboard they tell you to go home'. with that way its not counted as a sick day at my work, i save them up for a better occasion!!!

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one day i was soooo bored i literally tried to break my arm. I dunno why except that i was home sick from school and i was faking that so i need an excuse for longer so i tried really hard to break it, knocking it into walls, etc, but i couldnt make it too loud or mum or dad would hear...it kinda worked i went to the doctor later that afternoon...it was only a sprain! :cry ..and i thought grrrr all that pain for nothing!!! I was crazy and guess what i still am :bounce

i once wrote a note, forged it and all saying i was seeking treatment for genital worts (or was it Herpes??? :P:P:P) and handed it to my rollcall teacher...... he gave it back and laughed saying he doesnt think i need that shit on my attendance record :P i got a real note the next day hehehehe:P

I am TOO pisssed hows that

Be honest who cares my work dont If yr sick yr sick

I rang my boss and said I was to sick to come to work and he asked HOW sick. I replied well at the moment I'm f**k**g the cat hows sicks that?

oh i wish i had a job that allowed me to chuck sickees.
Trust the army to have thier own doctors and medics.
If you are sick you still have to come into work to see the Doc, then he decides if you can have to day off.

How much of a rought is that????

that sucks!

my best school prank...yr12 religion(compulsoy subject @ my school) we sat in alphabetical order. too bad me and my best mate were opsiste sides of the classroom. easy fix, me and the dude he was sittingnext to swap seats on the first lesson, for the rest of the year my name was chris! plus i could skip 1st, go straight to 2nd and the rolls showed me being there. it worked to coz chris couldn't care if i wasn't there

haha, when i was at school i nicked this "day pass" postik pad from the principals office when i was having one of my numerous visits. for the next two years i gave myself frequent afternoons off after i wrote my name and squiggled some lines as his signature as all the dumb ass teachers didnt know what his signature looked like hahahaahha......
on another time-> we had a free biology excurison. i hated the teacher and the subject and the stupid excursion so i wrote myself a note from my mum saying i wasnt allowed to attend this free excursion hahahaa. the teacher was like 'why not!?' and i just told her that mum wouldnt let me hahahaha. of course i got in the sh@t when they phoned her but i was worth it to see the look on her face when i said my mum wouldnt let me!!
man my cousin and i use to have fun in that class, like the time we locked her out of the classroom and the time we got the bus load of kids lost on an excursion cos the teacher and bus driver were stupid enough to believe us that we knew where we were when they realised they didnt know how to get somewhere!!! mwaahahahahaahah!!! :P:P:P:P:P

I never ever gave an excuse. When I rang up I would just say I am sick. When I filled in sick pay forms I would just write sick. Thats all you have to do. Anything else is confidential between you and your doctor. I wasnt a habitual sickie taker though. I worked with a guy who rorted sickies something stupid. (He was the one who taught me the rules) One time they told him he wasnt going to be paid for his sick day. So he had the next day off. Company had to pay someone else double time to cover him. No troubles after that. They didnt pay him for the first one yet they did pay him for the second obvious one. duh.