Perhaps these would do :-)

1. Admit you are powerless at a swap meet and that your garage has become unmanageable

2. You have come to believe that a flat four can ace a V8

3. You have made a decision to turn over all cash to the furtherance of your project

4. You have made an exhaustive spares inventory

5. You admit the exact details of your projects to any one who will stand still long enough

6. You are confident that you have removed all the defect stickers

7. You humbly say "they are just so well designed its easy"

8. You have made a list of the best parts suppliers with comparative pricing

9. You made direct amends (case of coke) to the guy with the welder, spray booth, or part you needed

10. You continue to catalog parts for the next swap meet

11. You have sought through contemplation and study of the workshop manual to gain that precious increment of horsepower

12. Done what ever you can to promote the virtues of VW to others

How come the truth is so funny yet so painful??! :P

hi my name is 2G and i am an addict...

57 beetle
62 splitty
64 dcab
68 jns
72 notch
plus lots a bits and still wanting more.....

ps worse of all is all bar one is full rego'd and the last will be b4 the end of the year. makes it soo confusing in the morning.

i am addicted to Golfs!!! 3 and counting!

Oh my god! Help me, I have a problem.

But that's the first step isn't it, accepting that you have a problem?

Prrobblem, nnno nnnot me. Where's my 13mm spanner?

I only have two cars, that's qquite nnormal.. Mr 2G, now he's got a problem.

I haven't done 6, 8 or 9... Damn.
Always pursuing 12. Everyone has to love veedubs!

why is it that number two sounds like a statement of fact to me?:party

I think i'm just over halfway there... I best attend the VWA (not VW australia, VW anonymous)