WORDS WOMEN USE
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FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you
need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five
minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before
helping around the house.

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be
on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why
she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man.
"That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding
how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Andy

So True :jesus

:vader

OMG I do all those things!!!! Spooky.....

very true

We can also use a combination like...'Fine.......That's OK....Go ahead....'...then Loud Sigh.....

Then after our men have DANGEROUSLY gone ahead.....and then asked for feedback we may reply...starting with a Loud Sigh ....'Nothing.....that's FINE.... REALLY' ....followed by another Loud Sigh and 5 minutes of silence

Head for the door guys!!!!! :party

LATER

A word used by women when men bring up a subject in company that should have been saved for DISCUSSION at home. Everyone in their company knows the meaning of LATER, and eyes dart around the circle knowing exactly what is going to happen LATER

DISCUSSION

Something women need and men dread. If a man does not want to participate in discussion then he will get the reply 'FINE.....THAT'S OK!!'

lol....yes mind games...like a game of chess really

OK who's move next?

lol agreed jen, later, i used it just at the weekend, was not the time or place

Andy

Thens there's also the..............

The " Whatever you want to do (Danny)" statement. This means i have lost , crashed and burned and nothing i say will be worth the effort. She will NOT show any signs of enjoyment for the next 4 hours ! This leads to............

The "you okay , whats up?" statement from me. This is said as partner is blankly looking out of the window and a vain attempt by me to make sure she's okay watching vw vids all afternoon! The "you okay what's up" is fueled by guilt !

This gets a "fine , big sigh and a nothing" as a reply , scary stuff

The worst of the lot is the " No (Danny) , your right , youre always right". This is not what it seems. Having to admit she's wrong is not in her nature. All of a sudden it's hello Mr no nooky due to a headache that lasts 3 weeks! The only reason i ends is due to a very expensive meal , lots of flowers and me saying sorry for being right!!!!!

Mindgames are the worst

Dan

uh-oh no wonder she isnt talkin to me this happend when i told her i was going surfing and asked if she wanted to come along and i got the "nah its fine you go....*loud sigh*....have fun with out me" this explains it all

oh well you live and learn just remeber young surfers ( mainly me from what just happend) Your board will be there in the morning no matter what but she wont

....sorry.... all so true guys

Pyro...you're young....put it down to learning experience...

You'll soon learn to read the signs....and to work with or around them....:thumb

If you work against them your in deep trouble!! :jesus

"IS THAT RIGHT" ..........arhh, I get this one sometimes

Bloody hell, I'm not young, but I'm still trying (unsuccessfully) to learn the signs.

The one I currently dislike the most is "Do what you have to do, its ok...", especially when I've asked what she wants to do and that's the only answer I can get out of her. :cussing