Big Party on Tonight two doors down should have put the kombi away left at about 8.00 watched the rugby test at a mates , come home at 11 ish walk past the splitty in the drive and imediately noticed the front emblem has gone. I live in a very very quite neighbourhood nothing ever happens My cars are often in the drive so i figure the party and the missing emblem are to much of a co-incidence.
I went down to the party very calmly and quietly asked the parents (daughters 21st) if they might sniff around and let me know tomorrow if they come up with any thing they were very unreceptive wouldnt even consider that one of thier guests could have been invoved. They were like overly offended . I didnt make a scene or anything I just coped the verbal and left . On the way back I made another inspection to find one hubcap also gone. BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!
Now I feel doubly offended, and I cant sleep as the party is loud and in full swing .
So i am up now having a winge to people who care and hoping it improves my mood. At least we won the rugby.
Mitchell

Thanks guys for cheering me up I felt alot better and finally got some sl;eep,
checked the old girl out closer this morning she looks a bit forlorn, some paint chips around teh mounting holes but no panel damage .
yes preecherman leave the emblem sacraficial.
Poor Isabel she has been violated , but she has been through worse and with a little love and support she will come through this a little stronger .
REGARDS mITCHELL
BTW anyone got a spare emblem they might sell me? M



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[Edited on 4-7-2004 by waltermitty]

lets belt the bastards!!!! we will show them a :birthday

Hi

Bastards.

I went to a party at work freinds house, while we were there my old Audi turbo was badged, I walked back in and told the owner of the house what had happened, all he did was get his wife to get the keys to his old HZ statesman and moved it inside, I didnt expect him do anything, just say gees that's bad luck or something similar.

Make sure you get up early tomrrow and use the lawnmower, lawnedger and blowervac.

1302Steve

Little buggers, times like this you need 240v electric shocks on the perimeter of the car...that'll teach em...

I have a electric fence here I can air bag it to you , give them a buzzzzz

Blower mmmmmm, 240 v.mmm Im feeling better already!
I wonder how hard it would be to rig the emblem up to a horn so that if its pulled the horn sounds?
Mitchell

yeh thats later but we gotta hastle them NOW... go make a wiked BOMB!! get the gas welder and fill a 20L drum up and put speaker wire top and bottom and run it into a power point and turn it on!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!! did i say BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get some tennis balls and a broom stuff them up the tail pipe of there cars ! car will not start >they pump the go butten then BANG blows up the muffler works for me ,hee heee :cussing

If the party is still going at this time call the police and make a noise complaint - could at least give them something to think about.:vader

Hey Alex have i showed you my [size=6]LEMON GUN??[/size]
Mitchell

[Edited on 3-7-2004 by waltermitty]

hahha nar not yet?

is it gonna fix this party?!!!

Mate its awsome , state of the art and FUEL INJECTED you should see the tourque figures on that little stump remover .LOL.
Mitchell

hahaha sweeeeet!!!!

Sneak over and turn on the sprinkler and then call the rangers, $220 fine, damn party tricks...or induce vommitting all over their cars...that teach em...

weld up a big heavy steel VW emblem, throw it in their pool, will leave a big VW rust stain, that will remind them of their daughters theiving teenager friends...

Sorry to hear about such bad news on such an excellent Kombi

thats so bad man

i'd piss on the guests car door handles :vader

And order $100 worth of pizzas too:vader

Thats too bad
I wonder what would happen if something of theirs went missing!
Rob....

liquid nails squirted in all their cars door locks... that would cement relations with the neighbours...hehe

tooth paste on the paint work works wonders especially on clear coats

note to self, dont piss of members of this forum.

you know you could go and get an impressive collection of holden, ford, toyota, nissan badges from the guests cars?
then they would know how it feels to have their property defaced.

i do like byronbus' idea about the sprinkler.

hit them in the hip pocket, that always hurts the most.

Some of you guys definately need help. I have a few counselling spots left..no maybe i will clear the diary for the next few months.

Really sorry to hear about the loss of the emblem and hubcap. Sadly therre is a mentality of destruction an badge colectio about that has me beat. I parked my Fiat 850 Coupe outside the local police station only to return to it and find that some moron had put a brick thru the front window, ripped the mirror off and the radio and shelf it was sitting on and left all on the floor.

Your story Alex is of particular interest as yesterday i was putting the chrome emblem I had just got back from the platers, onto my 15 window. It has got me scared. I fear that if i make the emblem more secure by drilling small holes and putting in split pins that any potential will just destroy and smash the nose of the Splitty to get it off. Better to let them get the emblem even tho it is an original 60's deluxe one.

Going to on edge every time I take the baby out. So annoying. On second thoughts forget the counselling and lets nuke em!!

oo oo i got one snaeak up on to the roof of there house when they are out one night/day and take some roof tiles off their house that way when it rains we are talkin major water damage

jeeeeezzz, you guys are in for the kill eh,

mmmmmm

anthrax comes to mind!!!!!!!

fekin anoying though, it will happen to them later in life "karma"

Andy

Yes , Karma, Im gonna karma n get you , no seriously I dont have the personality for revenge but joking about it doesnt seem too bad
thanks guys for cheering me up I felt alot better and finally got some sl;eep,
checked the old girl out closer this morning she looks a bit forlorn, some paint chips around teh mounting holes but no panel damage .
yes preecherman leave the emblem sacraficial.
Poor Isabel she has been violated , but she has been through worse and with a little love and support she will come through this a little stronger .
REGARDS mITCHELL
BTW anyone got a spare emblem they might sell me? M

no no, my gangster son would touch that! :duh
....sorry to hear that Mitch,mmm karma

freshly chromed and all i have a few spare ones , seems like this is the right time to give one up ,pricks hey mitchell, i guess now you will have her in the shed at all times just U2U me your address and I'll sent it to you
david

You'd wanna be 100 percent sure it was them before metering our justice tho'.
Otherwise, you may have a torched bus in the driveway next time.

I would've gone home and printed up a nice guilt trip flyer with "I inherited that bus from my dying Grandfather, and rebuilt it from the ground up". Then you stick 'em under the windscreen wipers of all the guest's cars. The thief "MAY" have gotten such bad karma, that they'd leave the bits in your driveway again?

There's probably someone amongst the party guests with a soul, and the thief was probably a show off arsehole - "Look what I did - aren't I cool!"

Aaaaarrrrrgggghhhh! What's the world coming to?

tie a rock to a cane toads leg on a peice of string and put it on their roof if they have an corrogated iron roof or in the metal gutter in a tiled roof.....it will shit them to tears trying to work out what that constant banging noise is when the toad moves around........or u could always blow up their letter box.....better yet! make some thermite (aluminium filings and iron rust, heat it up untill it conbines to an orange paste) and use some magnesium strip to light it on the bonnet of one of their cars and let it burn through the bonnet, the block, sump.....and the pavement under neath........ahhh that would show em.........by the way the thermite reaction is what blew up the hinden burg zepplin.