i just had a ricer ask if we stock cold air intakes for mazdas.
my workmate serving him goes "cold what??".. oblivious to the extreme horsepower phemomenen....

i had to whisper to him "no we dont", but he had already started humilitaing himself by asking what it was...

the ricer in question explained how "it is ducting that is like a really cheap turbo".........hahahahahahahahahahahaahahah
hahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh

bloody ricer tossers crack me up.......

yet another one for the ricer file

Heh, I overheard a group of people on a train once talking about bonnet scoops compared to turbochargers. The lead guy seemed adamant that a bonnet scoop was better than a turbo for some really flimsy reason that escapes me. I think he was going on about debris getting sucked into the turbo.

yes. educated children arent they!? i nearly spat my chips i was eating at the time when i heard this ricer turbo master explain how some corrugated pipe was gona make his clapped out sh#tbox go hard as....... "its a really cheap turbo mate!!" hahaahhahahaha

my old man got asked by a local ricer if he could fit a turbo clutch like the one he fitted a week before to another guys car. my old man almost fell over cause it was just a standard clutch he fitted on the guys mr2.

Well I am confused a little :duh if I am putting a turbo subi into my buggy then does that make me a ricer JESUS I hope not because one of my main aims is to cruise to the coast and humiliate all those wankers especially the OH I HAVE A POWERFUL SKYLINE... TOSSERS... I think they are the worst :repuke with their milo tin exhausts and blow off valves that are just there to make a big noise

thats when your old man should have turned and said "i can fit one, but it ain't going to be cheap!"

yeah thats what i told him when he told me

hahaha. the dude probably had no money in the first place so he probably got ya dad to put in a dodgy reco clucth and talked it up to all his fully sik mates about it bein a turbo one.......amazing.........

i've got an aquaitance that wants to turbocharge his hyundai excel, which has like 170 000k's on it already. he's thick as sh#t!!! wont listen to me at all. wreckons hes original as and its gona be so mean and tough.....
i give his gearbox like a month.........hahahaha

nah man youre not a ricer just a try hard......hahaha. nah, jokin, that requries a bit of thought, ingenuity and style......sounds like it'd rock!!

what my old man put in was a dakin clutch and the kids father paid for it. but heres the best bit the guy thought it was a turbo clutch cause when you pushed the pedal in it went ptsssssh. :duh:duh

hahahahahahaha

what a nobber.

my ass goes ptsssssh..........now i can assure you that it IS turbocharged
haahahahahahah

PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh my godddddd. on channel ten now they have the autosalon show at the brissy convention centre. what a bunch of wnker ricer tossers!
this WRX had so much crap on it and only one seat, some goofy bastard sitting in it acting like he made it with his bare hands. Knobb-jockeys!!!!!!

Auto saloon aint that were nobs show how much plastic crap they can stick on there sh&t boxes and a exel with 170 od on the clock na the spedo must have been wound forward or its been reco 3 times ha ha ha this guy at work had one and when it blew the first time he reckened that it had a turbo clutch foredged pistons ported head and all this bullsh^t but he lent it to one of my mates and aside from going like a retarded snail he found a receipt witch said sold one second hand exel motor and when word got out of that it was the entertainment at work for a week or so it just must be somthing with they were droped at birth or somthing:P

Hmmm turbo-charged arse, hmmmm....

Remember :

Vinyl Adds Horsepower.....

[Edited on 20-8-2004 by Gibbo]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA to the last two posts!!!! :P:P:P