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Two Women at the Pearly Gates
Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing
stories on
how they died.



1st woman: I froze to death.



2nd woman: How horrible!



1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold,
I began to
get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What
about you?



2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband
was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But
instead, I
found him all by himself in the den watching TV.



1st woman: So what happened?



2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere
that I
started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the
attic and
searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every
closet and
checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked
everywhere,
and fin! ally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a
heart
attack and died!



1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both
still be
alive.

:bounce i like that :bounce

hahaha thats a good-jin!