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Constantine: Boozer's Movie Review.
Boozer - March 3rd, 2005 at 09:00 AM

anyone seen it? cause i have and you don't have to now cause i'll tell you it kicked serious demon ass! it was weird though. everytime i saw one of the soldier demons i'd keep thinking Eddie from Iron Maiden and all that style of artwork they have. it's like exactly the same.

The action was well done, the story was in my opinion good and believable even though it was from a Catholic perspective. CG and special effects were really good unlike Catwoman I saw the night before (THAT P.O.S review come later) Neo uh I mean Keanu Bobdude did a good job being an asshole that doesn't give a turd.

So over all, I really like the movie and thought it rocketed along just right, the ending was pretty sweet cept for unnamed and un-identified character dying and NOT coming back. My only negative was the fact that I drank about two litres of coke before hand and even though I went before the movie. I was experienceing serious near-immenint bowel explosion-ness in the final 20 min when I WAS NOT going to leave!

Oh and falling down a flight of stair trying to get to the toilet was not cool either.:thumb

so on a scale of one to awesome: .....drumroll.......AWESOME!





Oh and I forgot there is several VW's in this movie. The most obvious one is in Hell when Neo jumps onto and over it running away from the Iron Maiden-esque solider demons. It looks like a 70 or later one to me.


Boozer - March 3rd, 2005 at 09:07 AM

Come on' check out my awesome review. NOW!

i'm also working (or not) on a list of Do's and DO NOT'S for all Late Night Dubbers. So keep and eye out for that one.


bertie_beetle - March 3rd, 2005 at 09:18 AM

this was a good movie? all reports i've heard so far (apart from this one) suggest that it is a pile of shite.:repuke


squizy - March 3rd, 2005 at 09:39 AM

Keanu hasn't done anything good since Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Squiz....


dodge - March 3rd, 2005 at 09:55 AM

hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
nice one Squiz!!!

didn't you like the Matrix?
lol


Doug Sweetman - March 3rd, 2005 at 09:56 AM

I thought it was great also. So thats two votes for awesome :)

It was always going to be from a catholic viewpoint though. I really enjoyed it.


Boozer - March 3rd, 2005 at 10:17 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by bertie_beetle
this was a good movie? all reports i've heard so far (apart from this one) suggest that it is a pile of shite.:repuke



That's your opinion. and the review was my opinion. we're both entitled to my own opinion. I mean our own opinions.


Boozer - March 3rd, 2005 at 10:19 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by squizy
Keanu hasn't done anything good since Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Squiz....


I haven't seen that movie in ages...but it rocks!


bugeyedbabe - March 3rd, 2005 at 10:20 AM

Perhaps u guys only liked it because of VW's.

which means everyone here should like it too....


Boozer - March 3rd, 2005 at 10:21 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Doug Sweetman
I thought it was great also. So thats two votes for awesome :)

It was always going to be from a catholic viewpoint though. I really enjoyed it.


Yeah I sorta expected it. I'm not dissing it though so no-one get all nasty and mean on me. The movie sort of needed it to be from that viewpoint or it wouldn't of worked very well.


Boozer - March 3rd, 2005 at 10:24 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Boozer
Quote:
Originally posted by bertie_beetle
this was a good movie? all reports i've heard so far (apart from this one) suggest that it is a pile of shite.:repuke



That's your opinion. and the review was my opinion. we're both entitled to my own opinion. I mean our own opinions.


What you said just sank in. So you haven't seen it? you're basing your opinion on the opinions of others and the media? even though all that you can do untill you actually see the movie IS base your opinion on the opinions of others and the media which you have seen. hmmmm breakfast calls.....




EAT ME NOW!


squizy - March 3rd, 2005 at 11:52 AM

Party on Dudes. Excellent!


ruckus - March 3rd, 2005 at 12:13 PM

I liked it because it gave you what you wanted and in an interesting way. The Catholic thing was ok by me as it was a nice solid reference to western culture. Giving Satan the bird was pretty cool too.

Wasn't perfect by any means, but it was a fun Monday movie...

...and I have to analyse films EVERY DAY...


Sorry it gets a bit much sometimes.


Boozer - March 3rd, 2005 at 12:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by ruckus
Giving Satan the bird was pretty cool too.


that was one of my favourite bits. so funny!


bugeyedbabe - March 3rd, 2005 at 09:11 PM

ruckus..what do u do to review movies everyday??


Chewy - March 3rd, 2005 at 09:16 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by squizy
Keanu hasn't done anything good since Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Squiz....


What about that movie he was in about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, 'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.' ??