Okay,

I was on another thread, talking about need for a new video, and i began to hijack it...actually i did...so in respect of the persons original post, I am starting another

I will begin with why i need a new DVD video player.

My darling son learnt he could reach the darned thing,a dn so began to put foreign object into it.

well it handled most thing ok, but the whole dvd followed by the video did it. It died, and so i need a new one.

but out of all my kids, he is by far not the worst.

I have a daughter who ate a thumbtack. painted herself green, so she could be more liek the trees, glued her hair so it would stick up like a simpson...took off at the drop of a hat should she spy a great ride (died at a fair when she did this...and we only went once)

My son, who thought climbing on the roof to jump into the pool was good fun

my other daughter who cut her sister hair until it was spikey....

arrgghhh

And most of it happened when my kids were with others....so no, u can't say I wasn't caring for them well enough!

please tell me u have kids like this...I CANNOT be the only one.

okay come on.

it can't REALLY be that my family is the only one full of ppl doing silly things....

disfunctional comes to mind - hard to beat your tribe

:jesus

:sandrine

:alien

:vader

:bounce:bounce:bounce

:cussing:duh:cussing

FOSSILL!

man ur making it hard for me to keep the crown off ur head!

lol

:puke:repuke

and my tribe is not dysfunction..we work well together...just not in public...LOL

meanieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

do u have kids fossill?

how many??

come on answer the question ppl.....how many kids do u all have

you evidently did not read earlier posts - I have my wife and the dog - we were unable to have kids TFC for that.

:blah:duh:blush

trust me dog better option...although mines crazy too...

i think it's the house...it can't be me..i'm prefect

if u don't beleive me jst ask...i'll tell ya i am....

welllll okay...i thought i was wrong once....but it's okay, i realised i was right afterall

ohhhh and it's not really hard to beat my tribe...ya just get a sick and....

:kiss

:party

:rudolf just to be ridiculous

:birthday gotta be someones out there

:cussing:cussing:cussing

2 for me so far, one boy 9. one girl 6, number 3 well and truly in the oven 17 weeks to go but dont know what it is yet .. now when i say trust me she is by far the worst by far i mean it ... she was in the car the other day and burst into tears ... i was asking her why and she said it was cuz i said the "f" word at her... both me and my better half were stumped as i never direct the "f" word at the kids.. mite do it sometimes under my breath when the spanner slips heheee ,, anyhows i asked her to just this one say the f word and she said.... "bloody" she thought it was the f word... i almost crashed the car i was laughin so much. she also told my wifes 74 year old gran she was about to die soon as she has lots of wrinkles and that means she is old and will die very soon.... told my wifes granddad that she wanted to name his baby when he had it( he had a rather round and large belly) to be honest thats only the tip of it all... lol


steff.................................

yeah...now how that goes...

12yo was forever getting me in the pooh...

7 times to the school in her 1st year...arrrghhhh