Subject: The Husband Store
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>The Husband Store
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>A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where
>women may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is
>a description of how the store operates.
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>You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the
>attributes
>of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.There is, however, a
>catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to
>go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
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>So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
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>On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
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>Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
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>The second floor sign reads:
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>Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
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>The third floor sign reads:
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>Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good
>looking.
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>"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the
>fourth floor and sign reads:
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>Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous and
>help
>with the housework.
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>"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes
>to
>the fifth floor and sign reads:
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>Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help
>with
>the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
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>She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
>reads:
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>Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
>this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
>please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
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>A New Wives store opened across the street.
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>The first floor has wives that love sex.
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>The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
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>The third through sixth floors have never been visited

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