You know you're a VW addict when... [insert appropriate phrase here]
Here's mine,
You know you're a VW addict when...
"one of the stain glass windows at church has a shape in it that always reminds you of a beetle gearbox." :o
Sad but true.
[ Edited on 30-4-2006 by pete wood ]
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH...you are a sick man Pete! 
You know you're a VW addict when... You call your missus by your cars name!
-Staggers.
You know your a VW addict you can recognise an almost irecognisable beetle bonnet at the bottom of a scrap metal heap from half a kilometer away. 
when you have more than one and are always looking at more
When there are more Vee Dubs than people in your household..
When you have a VW Tattoo!
-Staggers.
when you rumage around in the toy isles at kmart looking for vdub toys and all the kids and parents look at you like your a crack fiend looking for food in a bin
When you have an entire wall/room covered in VW memorabilia.
-Staggers.
Frenzix : Yeah i agree with that!! I got the coolest Kg toy the other day at Kmart .
i know the one, purple one in showcase.. its lovely.
when you bring a foreign order into work to do and they ask you if its for the VW and you say
true pod, that reminds me of my work, 3 of us are bus owners out of 5. The signwriters across the road use a bus, the mobile coffee guy sells coffee from a bus, there are about 3 juice busses that cruise into work, kombishop are on the same strip as us = more talk and work on vw's during work time.. the boss loves it, not.
when you see an impression of a VW emblem in a random fencepost... or see Santa Maria in your VW! 
[ Edited on 30-4-2006 by Schmoburger ]
When you sell your modern car with modern comforts (ie: aircon, electrics, power steering, heating, reliability, clean interior, flawless exterior) for a car the same age as you, with none of the above features, just because it is a Vee Dub ...... Am I crazy or what?
No, just a Volksnutter! Good on ya though!!!
You know you're a VW addict when you havel fantasies about VW's.
-Staggers.
....when the parts you have bought, are spilliing out from under your bed and are stacked two foot deep against 2 of the three bedroom walls.
When this afternoon in Brissie I chose to take my manx out to go to the G coast and leave both my current model cars ( comodores) at home and its RAINING
When you take your ragtop out in the Brisbane rain (Without the roof!) for some sideways action!
....When you know what and where a spare part goes just by the 9 digit part number....
:alien
- Adam
When you buy a good cheap registered '73 Beetle to turn into a buggy, but after getting it running sweetly and Herbieing it you can't bring yourself to wreck a perfectly good little Dakdak, so you buy another '68 Beetle which has been badly convertibled and is already partly wrecked, so you won't feel guilty.
When you're broke..........all the time.
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HEY! LEAVE HER OUT OF YOUR FANTASIES!!!
-Staggers.
when you name your car after your wife so if you sing it out in a dream she doesn't get upset! 
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When you dump your girlfriend because she's jealous of your bug getting more of your attention than her.
when despite everyone around you things you a loser, a nutter, an idiot who could have bought a rwc registered car that would work for hte same price as a project dub that eventually goes pair shaped, and u spend more money again to get another better project dub and keep striving to finish it by valla under the intense pressure of fellow other dubbers while still remaining kool with that dream of a running bug in your grasp, while head banging to the doof doof of a 69 AM radio pumping out talk back or horse races
when you're sitting watching tele in your lounge room and you hear the 'dak dak' and you rush out side to have a look!!