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bond - June 4th, 2006 at 01:38 AM

ok - so i thought id go for a fang tonight (Saturday) - its about 8:00pm - i leave my place and am driving down the street - pull out onto the main rd and am crusing through the local "village" - people everywhere, having dinner, socialising, smiling having fun and what not and i think to myself - this is pretty sweet...

speed limit is 50km and im currently idleing down through the village at whopping 40 clicks, past a zebra crossing, look in the rear view and see a car pull out approx 300m back....

once through the village i increase my speed to 50kms and am happilly on my merry way - have a look in the rear view again to see the car that pulled out behind me racing down through the village - through the zebra crossing to catch up with me - "let the fun begin" i'm thinking....

then comes the lights - so i pull over. a young lady officer approaches (part I) on my driver side......
"have you been drinking tonight sir?"
"why did you feel it necessary to speed up sir?"
"this is an rbt sir... blow untill i say stop sir...."
"do you have id on you sir?"
"have you had any past offences with the law sir?"
"where do you live sir and where are you heading sir?"

then i got the "ok - wait here and i'll be back in a minute"
the young male officer approaches from the passenger side......
"have you been drinking tonight sir?"
"what are you doing driving tonight sir? - where are you going sir?"
"has this car been lowered sir?"
"why did you lower the car sir?"

the female officer returns (part II)
"has this car been lowered sir?"
"why doesnt the deck lid close sir?"
"im going to let you off with a warning sir - but i will be watching you sir"
"you have been listed sir"
"i recommend you calm down sir"

the female officer pulls out the note book - checks the height - the two officers then debate if legal height is the note book or a coke can.... and send me back on my merry way....

love it

nick


Oasis - June 4th, 2006 at 04:04 AM

Dickheads. you've got more patience than me.


megalania - June 4th, 2006 at 11:35 AM

They can be trouble but you did the right thing.

I remember my bro pulled out of work once and got nabbed for not having his seat belt on. He was in a MK1 worked golf and he had the back seat out. The cop asked him why he had been drag racing cos his back seat was out. TO which my bro replied. I have been fixing the fuel tank you idiot. BAd mistake. got fined and the next week the cop waited for him and booked him 3 more times for separate offences. It pays to shut up sometimes


Softop - June 4th, 2006 at 01:50 PM

What all that translated to was...

"Ok so we pulled him over, checked his rego, checked his licence and did a warrant check, did a quick roadworthy on the car and found everything perfectly legal and in order...


NOW THE NEXT POOR SOD IS REALLY GONNA GET HEAPS!! .

[ Edited on 4/6/06 by Softop ]


bond - June 4th, 2006 at 08:22 PM

lol - tonight a mate picked me up in his mums "loan bmw" - a new 320i - so he takes me for a fang in that

hitting the streets doing in excess of 160km for the majority of the drive - probly on the road for a good 30min

a day earlier - i leave home, idle down the main drag and get pinned within 3min lol

love it

nick


Volkswagenboy - June 4th, 2006 at 08:27 PM

I have respect for police, they've let me off for numerous offenses (EG: 86 in a 60 etc...)
But they do get annoying.
-Staggers.


h - June 4th, 2006 at 08:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by bond



the female officer returns (part II)
but i will be watching you sir"

and send me back on my merry way....


so nick was she 'note worthy' and are you happy about being voyered upon by this woman in uniform.... :lol:


bond - June 4th, 2006 at 08:58 PM

haha - man - ive been meaning to tell you how impressed i was when on friday night you just introduced yourself as "h" haha

fk i loved that!

and as for what you're suggesting - this one time before i had lowered the bug etc - it was still stock - just accessorised with whitewalls etc and had a roof rack - on the roof rack was empty boxes of XXXX, VB etc, an esky and a surfboard

i was parked on whatever street it is off edward st in the city infront of the comonwealth bank building when two female officers on horse back trot past - then trot back and start questioning me about what im doing etc and why the cartons etc - then they start with how im such a dag blah blah haha - about half an hour later i get a warning for not having my new rego sticker on yet lol and a number... haha

crazy times

love it

nick


bajachris88 - June 4th, 2006 at 09:01 PM

U did know they were only stalling to check out ur car? Lol

probably was the case.
But... somepeople just lap up the power hungry factor.


bond - June 4th, 2006 at 09:05 PM

fair call - im so freeakin hungry - time for some grub

ciao

nick