The accent might not be as grinding, and words like Bruvva are swapped for Cuz ... but ... after failing to get into the tinnies on time tonight, I got the munchies. So being very lazy, headed to the Golden Arches. A place I really never go, but muchies and lazy are a bad combo (like the food or foodlike substances sold).

The place was packed. Not so much inside, but outside with teensters who all seem to think they are 'hard' or 'sexy'. Mmmm,

A dozen kids all holding a large coke, with only ice left in it, waiting to see the next moron drive by in a shit car with broken seat backs...

I got a chill down my spine. Having spent a few months teaching in the UK last year, I had more than my fair share of the Chav - peasant underclass now taking over UK cities...but got the shock of my life. There is was, in my postcode. OzChav. Not yet full mutated, but certainly well on the way to Chavdom. All the hall marks. Perhaps its because its winter it seems more Chav than it might be...

So I go in for my munchies (after first checking pathetically to see if the Wollies Booze Dispenser was still open)...and as I get to the door, some little prick, maybe in year 9 pushes a enven more weedy one in the way, and then speaks some language I never head before to me. In a slightly agressive tone.

What is the protocol with OzChav? I think ... UK Chav does this, but invariably wets himself before running to his mates, who all use herd instinc and leg it 'cause theres anothe Chav legging it ... and sure enough ... before I'd even thought about it, off he runs ... or as best you can run in trainers with no laces.

So I get my goodies and get back in the bus. I get busy looking for that green shit they put in the burger, and get distracted by OzChav who has now decided to sit with his mate behind the bus and ... lean on it, as they share a Horizon One.

Now a T3 is not the quickest thing evermade, but it is heavy, and with the motor off, turns out quite a steathy stalker ... so OzChav gets his jacket caught on the rear bull bar as the Fridge rolls a few feet back...Time to turn on the Wasserboxer, so he can get a good feel for the sound of the flat four....

His mate of course is away on his Nikes into the safety of the Woolies carpark - or ChavPaddock...while the kid desperately shouts more of that language I dont understand. So I figure he might mean 'stop your reversing over me'...no worries 'sorry I shout', and drop it into D and the coat came clean off. Happy to help mate...

Anyway...heres a link I found, as I figured its time to a) move to Tassie or b) know the future of our society....

http://www.chavscum.co.uk/culture.php 

Check it out, seems that the under 15s are getting busy downunder....parents de-Chav your teen! - It seems Oz is a little behind this level of Chavness, but it's happening....I've seen it!

Is it just Penriff....? Post yer OzChav sightings! Be need a cure.

[ Edited on 21-7-2006 by crewcabconnection ]

Got to love the Chav. Did he have a cheap gold chain and a gold nickel ring on too? Also need to know if he was wearing the puffy jacket and the rip stud Adidas trackies.

No matter what you call them....Chav, Wigger....they're still LOSERS, and will no doubt blow his first home deposit on sub woofers and a dozen blow off valves.

aparently - this is called 'Barry-ing up yer ride'. So youve seen em too? Damn the virus is spreading ... maybe we need Jack Bauer.

How do I change my user name to:

XXXxxxNuffSedCuzGotchaBackBroWeeeeeedxxxXXX

Cheer Cuz

You have just been Chav'd. Wiked Bro.

Peace out.

NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah, i seen them, they pathetic. THe only ones i can accept doing that is the lebanese, cause I got along and did good business wit them in school

Rest are ali G Wanna be-s. the way of ali G is probably a religion to em for cryin' out loud!
But on the other hand there are more goths/emos in brisvagas than Chavs, but which is worse?

WTF...
What ever happened to Teddy boys and Rockers, Bodgies and widgies, Bover boys and Skin heads. This new lot is just the current anti social set. I recon we should set up groups of retired juvenile delinquents to patrol the streets and sort em out! I think I stll have my brylcreem, leather jacket and steel capped biker boots stashed in the loft somewhere, I wonder if they still fit!
Rob....

I had a group of about 9 follow me years ago and this little turd who was about 16 and a short little shit too said that he is gonna steel my shoes, i laughed as i picked him up and threw him against a wall Darth Vader style, with his feet about a foot of the ground i said now steel them you little bitch, i looked around to see his so called mates running in the other direction. I have no respect for these people, and will continue to hurt them if they act like this. Respect and politeness was drilled into me as a kid, we all expect the same.

wow DV style! - Can you do that chocking thing too ...?

The under tone of Chav culture is that they lack anything concrete to rebel against. Its all been done. Everything is provided to them, everything done for them, every PC ideal afforded them. Its very much a junior-teen thing - gaining the 'woteva' attitude, doing nothing apart from play video games, watch Reality (Chav) TV, where they get to watch other Chavs slag each other off.

The worry is, that by the time they reach 16-18, they are too old to be jnr Chavs, so can't hide behind - too young for jail - mentality, and just become fuckwits. Most are totally illeterate, lack any basic skills, and avoid doing anything positive.

Its not limited to any one culture. I work at a school with 1200, from all backgrounds. We've got the 'emos, but they tend be rebelling far more at their middle class parents - True Chavs are spawned from the slack generation - a product of a toilet shag at a Rave or Happy Mondays gig.

Time to get the camera out and go Chav spotting.

of course this means Air Cooled machines are Chav FREE. They need work.

OK ! its time to sic CHUCK NORRIS on to them

Brenton here (Not Ash).
I remember last year some time, one of these 'Chav' infected beings bodyslammed my bug's bonnet...

Needless to say the guy had (Keyword HAD) an esky until I drove over it whilst trying to run over him. I think I still hit him though.

Don't try that at home! My front apron is bent up like dogs bollocks.

-Staggers.

im with you robo might just brush off the dust on the banelong shirt, steelcaps, fourteen button highwasters, braces & no.2 haircut plus the trophy baseball bat thats never touched a baseball & start cruising for a bruising.
WARRIORS COME OUT AND PLAY:P
aarhh the good ole days
wally

There needs to be a Las Vegas style mega city built out west where all these people with no lives and direction of their own can go and live.
Im on the sunshine coast and it used to be nice coastal living we all knew each other exept a few bogan revs from west of town to cause drama.
Createth the suburbs and cometh the scum.
Now there is suburbia all over the place and it seems the American style person with no backbone is the new face of Aussie youth....it is sad.
They say they are bored and there is nothing to do so someone with bucks could create a Vegas for them just a small suburb at first with all they need and it would grow quickly with big name companies jumping in.....it would work for sure.

Cleaning off the dusters, GP's and arm bars as we speak...

How many blokes can you fit in a Kombi?

[ Edited on 22-7-2006 by sinecure ]

Call them what you will but they seem to be everywhere.....there are a few variations of the theme.
Are we talking GTR skyline,any import nismo,veilsiding bodykitting mitsoshitty sub thumpin plastic rattlin lap cuttin need for speedin blowoff valvin big exhaustin tools with lame homeboy dress sense and equally lame lingo and shallower girlfriends to match etc.
It would be nice to be able to have an organisation to clean up and teach the normal values and not to live in an American based fantasy world but media from there plays a massive role in what we see here.
This is super sad as we become another state of the USA only with an Aussie twist.
We are still aussies and are who we are from every nationality combined and we are unique and proud.
I think the new world order is starting to kick in if we like it or not.
Maybe I'm a whinger and have seen the arse end of the good times where I live.....
It is still a tops place .......what am I complaining about, just laugh at them and turn a blind eye......
Life is good, I know better.

Huh?? C H A V ?? I've been calling them spastics!! Bugga..I'd better get with the times!!!

See....they are everywhere you go.
Channel 2+8 does not help in promoting the new way of life and saturday morning music shows are tops for hangover recovery promos for 90% is right up there with the chix the cars and the grills

A true Chav doesnt really have the money for a GTR Skyline - they the old Pintarra Syklines and add Ozzy Tire stickers and of course some bodykit mods, which they steal off some other Chav.

The weekend RNB Money names music is dead right. Of course they dont have hangovers, mums usually demands they are home by 12. But its these little fkers that key yer car of an evening.

Im on about the 13-16 bracket - Jnr Chavs ... the park drinkers, maccas liggers. More time on their hands than they know what to do with, but no money to do anything else - they spent it at Penriff Westfields on Thursday night. I suspect all these new estates like Glenmore Park are Chav strongholds...anywhere with a shopping centre.

Its these little fkwits that are the worry ... nothing better to do that practice being a fkwit of an evening with their fkwit mates - and their older fkwit brother who has actually managed to get his 86 Pintarra (with Skyline kit and Explod Duff) regod. I was in Penriff Mall a few weeks ago on a Thurday night...the car park was shit box HQ, with these morons hooning up and down...and those without an older brother fuming up the entryways with thier Horizon Ones.

I dont mind the Goths, some can read, and they generally dont have the 'what you lookin at' mentality. Besides without the Emos and Goths, the Chavs would struggle to have any peer group to pick on.

Pet hate 2 - Chavs with crap mobile phones with tiny speakers playing money name rap music in public places or those with iPod clones sharing one ear piece between 2 fkwits rendering them unable to watch where the fk they are going.

Pet hate 3 - 13/14 year old Chavs in shopping centre that expect 3/4 year olds to move out of their way - and are soooo stupid that they really dont understand why parents of said 3/4 year old are quite happy to bitch slap them rather than corrent them on their attitude verbally.

Pet hate 4 - Chavettes with way to old for that look mothers who not only encourage their daughter to be a Chavette, but actually think that by sharing the daughters rank sense of Chav fashion that they a) look better for it or b) are forming a lasting relationship with their daughter based on something meaningful.

Pet hate 5 - Fat Chavs in Hyudais and Mirages doing thier make up while attempting to drive like the world biggest fkwit. Im taking GIRLS. With stupid logos on the glass like 'lil Angel or Miss Byatch. They shit me to tears. They also show up in car parks and with the inability to drive or read signs, are the ones that park so close that its such a shame when I cant get the pram out the sliding door without leaving a gash in their paint.

Glad to see Im not the only one noticing the rise of Scum.

You are right about the goths. Quite a lot of them have high intelligence. They have good taste in music, responsible pet owners (rats) and have enough respect to not touch other people things or get in their faces.

Cavette and Chav wanna be Mum combo! :puke

Westie bogans are fairly real people wiyh true passion.
CCC....Yeah forgot about the Chavettes there is just as many.
The rear window sticker colour coded to the seatcovers and everything else.
I go to Gympie each day and there are some tops examples there....
must take camera to get some of the best around,
We should do a weekly comp.

Quote:

Originally posted by Helbus Quote: Originally posted by bajachris88 But on the other hand there are more goths/emos in brisvagas than Chavs, but which is worse? Sad thing is the goths of today are 'manufactured' goths. They buy all the trendy goth clothes and think they are 'different' Just another track on that sad record most youngsters today are listening to. Vinyl is still ok isn't it?

The biggest irony is that all of the kids that think the 80's were sooo cool and know so much about the 80's were all born in the 90's!
WTF?

I'm with you Pete. Gawdamn Manufactured baby goffs. Probably never even heard of the Sisters of Mercy etc...
- Adam.

What about Cocteau Twins?

Nah. Give me some Birthday Party, Joy Division, Bauhaus, Siouxsie, Lydia Lunch, The Damned, Gun Club, The Cramps etc anyday!!
BTW. Long time no see dude. How are you and Fleur these days. I've been transferred to the Fashion Capital (tryhard 80's central more like it!!) after I had my bike accident. Should catch up over a beer some time!!:beer

- Adam

Beer it is

You have U2U

Think so? Just use my regular email that I u2u'd u & you can't go wrong. I am always checking my emails as I have no life!!

lol.

- Adam.

[ Edited on 24-7-2006 by Notch Nut ]