http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/man-tells-security-penis-pump-is-bomb/2006/0...

Because you would rather your mum thinks you are a well hung terrorist.

jeez, poor guy, trying to save his dignity. still he could have said it was part of his electric shaver...

"it's not my bag baby!"

silly silly man... his mums going to give him shit about it for the rest of his life after he gets out of jail :P

why not just say...

'pressie for the gf...part of a sex aid'

his mum prolly already knows he has a little penis....(who changed his nappy as a kid?? unless things change...dramactically....he's prolly got same proportions...small is small!)

Facing three years in prison for having a small dick.

Life truly is a bitch..... :P:P:P

Definately said the wrong thing!
Rob....

Plus the fact the WHOLE F#CKING WORLD now knows he has a small dick........

His mum was the least of his problems.

[ Edited on 25-8-2006 by Spook ]

I'm sure his penis will get seen to when he goes to prison! :duh

Ash x

He won't end up in jail.
A stupid thing to do without doubt, but I think the whole world knowing ( or at least suspecting ) you have a pitiful pecker is punishment enough.

Mind, I don't think there'll be a dry eye in the courthouse.

Well said Pete.

Could you be any more stupid that to pack something like that. HAHAHAHA :party

for eg,