"Someone said"
"I heard"
"I read once"
"People say"

I get so sick of these f'n things being said. It is always 'specialist' wanna be's that have no idea and are just repeating crap pub talk. I would rather bet on Tatts numbers than believe the crud some people repeat.

I read once that people say i heard that someone said that those smartass google-mechanics are shithaus.... but thats just heresay!

That's why hearsay evidence is inadmissable in a court of law, (except in some circumstances in a coroner's court during an inquest).

64% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Including that one hey Oasis?
-Staggers.

*slaps brenton with a wet phish for crapping the joke*

[ Edited on 14-10-2006 by Schmoburger ]

better to be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt,,,,,,,,,,,lol

listen to those that dont speak......

He who laughs last laughs loudest...

*still looking for the cows................*:duh

Surely, we should all take everything with a grain of salt and only believe (as somewhere near truth) a combination of what is presented and the learning and research we have done as an individual.

{Maybe a good motto for AVD}


Matt.

Must credit the above to a very astute history teacher I had in an adult learning situation,

Basically her argument was " believe no one, find out as much information as you can, from as many different sources as you can, and then come to your own conclusions."

Sound advice in my book. {but you should check etc.}

Matt.

I know a guy who's mate put a Porsche engine in his Beetle... drops straight in!

*hides from the imminent rotten tomatoes*

Maybe a permanent thread about " wanker advice"

or would it get too full?

Yep... chances are every other thread would gather dust from the moment tyhe wanker advice thread opened hehehe

Bump - oops wrong thread.

AHHHHH !!! but you gotta love a good BULLSHIT !!!

hehehehe yeh...

Hence why I threw in the Porsche motor one hehehe... still my favouriite load of tripe of the lot!

Then there's bajachris' take on the porsche bullshit story... "My bug has a Porsche gearbox".

Cheers and Beers! :beer:

My porsche has a bug engine in it!

my favourite was the child who claimed he was building the first ever beetle with a wrx engine in it! this was roughly 6 months ago...

I've just had builders 'round my house this week and so far one carpenter, two plasterers and one painter had a mate/brother/uncle etc with a vw with porche engine/ beach buggy that did wheel stands/ all the usual crap that now I just nod and agree with as I just can't be bothered to argue the toss with.

Don't think I saw that one dude... if ya ever stumble upon it again link us up eh?

I need a laugh!

Cheers!

EDIT: This in in ref to fishes post not ancientbuggers.. just so as not to confuse peeps.

[ Edited on 15-10-2006 by Schmoburger ]

What's worse?

Giving 'advice'?

Or asking for it?!