We spend more money on plastic surgery and viagra than we do on finding a cure for alzheimers.

Which means we'll be an aging society with great tits huge erect schlongs but no idea what to do with them.

Hey man... i want some of the stuff your smokin!!!

Dose that mean that I can fool around when Im an old geaser, because my missus wont remember I did it!

i like the way you think

what are we talking about again?

I forget:jesus

i lost him at great tits :P:P:P

Typical!!! LOL

OK another, but far less raunchy :jesus

'He did each single thing as if he did nothing else' Charles Dickens

Well working on your VW?

'The more you know the less you understand' Tao Te Ching

Ok does that mean you go to a compete newbie when you need help and figure it out together?:o

Well just thoughts:sandrine

What was the topic again????

Viagra, breast implants and alzeimers

adding an s to breast implant:o

Forget the spelling of alzeimers:jesus

[Edited on 2-6-2003 by jenz58]

I look forward to when I am old and have alzheimers.
I am looking forward to the thousands and thousands of NEW faces and people I will meet in the nursing home all the new jokes I have never heard and All their stories they tell me that I have never heard before about their travels to places I would like to visit one day ,like Australia, it sounds so nice.
And these corridors just keep opening up into all these new rooms and this beautiful lake with a boat and some little fish and big fish swimming in the water, I caught a fish once , it was only small but I caught a fish once, it was a tuesday morning many many years ago just after I finnished the saturday morning football game. I had just had some dinner, its a very interesting thing to note that for dinner when I got up I had toast, I set the fridge to 3, medium brown, not too light, not too dark like my panelvan I have its Brown, brand new xb falcon not the holden, never much liked the holden, Sandman, hey I remember the ad like it was yesterday, Sunbird sunbird right away gotta get a little get a little every day, oh they were the days crusing around in my convertible brown fiat panelvan me and the blonde I told you about. I like fishing.

Cool

I cared for people with alzeimers. Loved the ones in thier little fairy world, felt for the family who's secrets were given away sometimes though but it is life and they were and are loved in such a sweet way.

Scary spaces some people find themselves in, unresolved stuff which torments them. Lots of TLC no matter what comes out:sandrine

you guys are making it hard for me to keep working, i cant stop reading all this crap when i should be working away at 2 in the morning!

Careful you don't become addicted:sandrine

Back to work

i know it has nothing to do with vw's but here's another one.

there's a saying that "there's one in every crowd" What happens if we gather all these people and make a crowd of them ?. Is there still only one in this crowd.........?

It could be fun:party

i got one

if at 1st you dont suceed, then delete all evidence that you ever tried.

i think it has already been sed but i just applies to what i was doing at skool

If you can lay on the ground without holding on, then you are not drunk enough.
(billy connolly)
Never trust a person, who, when left in a room with a tea cossie dosen't try it on.
(billy again)

To be or not to be......

I keep forgeting!:alien

I usully put my initial here but.....

The light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming semi-trailer...

sorry... morbid... had a looooooong day!

Pyro love the one about deleting all evidence of trying:thumb

Must remember that one if I can:jesus

I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect:sandrine

its good to believe in something, and I believe ill have another beer!

I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

Squiz......

Love that post herbie!!

Good things come to those who wait, or are prepared to get their lips dirty!

If you wait long enough, all your problems go away.

Sometimes it's best to remain silent and be thought of as a fool, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

(What would we do without the Simpsons)

The early bird gets the worm but the sloth doesn't get sucked into jet engines.

"the only constant in the universe, is change"

"Due to the current economic crisis, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off until further notice."

"It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys."

"When you pay peanuts, you get monkeys."