Those ricers are funny...

RiceBoy Fantasy - very sad...

I bet that becomes the latsets HIGH TECK modification, just like stick on Alloy fuel tank access panels, chicken wire grills, checker plate floor panels, not to mention a set of blue lights in your windscreen washer nozzles.

must be fast! I cant see it!

love it. "th ricer creed"
We shall try to look good, to make our cars look good, to get all mods done by others, and who cares if my grandmother could go faster up hill on a toddlers trike!!

I must be missing something what are we talking about?

As long as both the exhaust and stereo are PHAT and LOUD, they are happy. I want a sticker on the back of my bug "EAT MORE RICE" or something to that effect reminiscent of the old "SORRY 'BOUT THAT" on the back gaurd of one of the US drag bugs (maybe inch pincher)? Better make sure it is fast enough before putting it on though

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RiceBoy Fantasy - very sad...

gotta have a blue mozzie zapper on the rear parcel shelf too.

Right.....now I get it

This is right up there with 10 inch exhaust tips!

Squiz.......

dont forget to stick a nos sticker on the front guards

Absolute tosser, could have at least had them chromed

imagine the look on the rta's face when this guy pulls in LOL :bounce :bounce :bounce

geee...... i thought it looked good!

But its not a rice burner!!!! Its an Austin Maestro. Its a pommy car made by British Leyland. It descended from the Austin Allegro (or Austin All Agro as it was more commonly known).

They are complete sh!?boxes!!

The MG version had upright 34 webers on them suitable for a VW!!

Steve M



[Edited on 19-6-2003 by matara]

Looks like a MAZ zu darr 2 me

u gotta admit,
that subwoofer idea is pure genius

If it's not real, Its not real!
Rob.....

The best one i've seen was many years ago, where some young teenager in his early model toyota corolla, sticky taped roll cage padding to the rear and side windows of his car!!
what these guys will do.....

It's missing the milo tin tail pipe & the wanker guages on the bonnet....

But the plastic roll cage only puts it on par with the rest of the car.

I think that car is definately a sad hot up of mums car not wanting to do anything to up set her.
But I cant talk, Ive got racing stripes and numbers and wide wheels on one of the slowest cars on the road.

Geez he was just trying to save weight!
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Cast your minds back to when Cars had metal in their bumpers.........Now they are Plastic.........
This guy is just a forward thinker - Roll Cages will be plastic soon

High Tech or High Tack

Sorry, no one else got in on it,
I had to!

Cheers
Josh.

That barrel isnt such a bad idea actually,
It'd probably get big bass if it was tight enough.
El cheapo basso to the maxo...

nup jboy, too much flex in the plastic drum for decent bass. trust me.
now back to work. i have to go and buy a p trap for my passenger seat, and install a dual flush cistern outlet valve on my wastegate...

Hi

I work for a large motoring organisation and get to see a few ricers broken down. I love telling them that there sports airfilters are waste of time if they are sucking in engine bay heat and are illegal as well as well as their blow off valves to atmosphere.

I went to a really late Celica the other day with all the stickers etc, it had "racing bonnet clips", I asked the guy to open the bonnet himself because i didnt want to stuff anything up on the "racing bonnet clips" I had to really bite my tounge when he opened the bonnet and I saw that the "racing bonnet clips" were only glued on the outside of the bonnet.

Really sad ricers, spend a heap of money on a monster tacho when the car already has one fitted standard.

Saw a really sad roll cage in car, made out cardboard tubes covered in tinfoil.

1302Steve

Half of the 4s magazine's (no ads) riceboys are very sad, but some of them are not trying to look or be like racers but show cars and they look pretty wicked one must admit.
Cheers.

By the way, does ricer come from the fact that many of them are asian? Eat more rice? That's me!(apart from the lame car)

Rice burner ussually refers to a Japanese car, I think its ment to refer to the using rice for fuel,
And Rotarys were called chook cookers because they had an engine that resembled an old pressure cooker, My RX2 had a sticker on it that read "YES, ITS A STEGGLES", but you dont hear it so much anymore as since people have sorted out how to get a rotary to kick ass then the comment takes on a different meaning, IE if it is a chook cooker and it beats you in a race the you are the cooked chook, I reckon that was what stopped the frequent use of the term chook cooker