i rang the swine flu hotline today and all i got was crackling

they may need some oinkment
I think your telling Porkies!
They once said that a black man would be president when pigs flew. His first 100 days and ....Wham! Pigs flu!!
any more ??
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Gold!
Girls at work call it Sow Flu
First celebrity swine flu fatality 
Hahahaha. simon's is the best.
The big bad Wolf said "I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down."
The little piggy said " F*** off or I'll sneeze on you."

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just got emailed this one

swine flu is the new black (plague)
welcome to victoria swine flu capital of australia..
there's something in that for all of us
or maybe there's something in the water..
really where it all began..
