Wacko Jacko ...........ggggoooooonnnnneeeee!!!
the children of the world are now safe.
the hospital is wandering what to do with the body as plastic recycle day isnt until next tuesday
Must be the boogie.
not that his death is funny, but u gotta love all the jokes that come out after the deaths of celebs.
its a shame really - not that i'm a big MJ fan, but he was good at what he did - shame he went a little weird, though i assume the pressure on those kinds of people would be tough - can't say i envy the rich and famous...
a few that i already received on the mobile.... f#*k! people dont waste any time!!
Now that MJ is dead they are going to melt him down into toys so that the kids can play with HIM for a change.
this one is a bit rough:
MJ on his death bed requested that his ashes be placed into a rice bubbles box so that he could have the feeling of going through a 10yr old's ass
one last time.
I got these already this morning....
When Farah died, God gave her one last wish, and that was for the children to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.
I also heard MJ went to the children's hopsital and died of a stroke. Or perhaps died of anaphylactic shock after sucking on 12 year old nuts.
Also heard that it wasn't skin cancer, so you can't blame it on the sunshine, but to blame it on the boogie.
The reports of Michael Jackson having a cardiac arrest is a myth... He actually went to the children’s hospital and had a stroke...
He actually drowned in the pool
No one would thow him a bouy
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ive had 6 txt jokes with the first half hour carnt be bothered re writing them
Why did Michael Jackson die AFTER Farrah did?
He always liked to come in a little behind.
Hahahahahahaha thats f!@#$d up Phil! Love ya work
i heard he is going to be buried at sea - between two buoys..
Out of respect McDonalds has released the McJackson burger
50 year old meat between 10 year old buns
Early plans are being made for Michael Jacksons funeral in his home town of Gary Indiana
His family say there wil be a public ceremony, and Michaels will requestd his fans join in with a rousing rendition of " Dont Let Your Son Go Down
On Me "
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Did you hear what Jacko said when his heart stopped in the amblance
JUST BEAT IT.... BEAT IT ....... BEAT IT
Michael Jackson is dead
Its food poisoning................. he ate some 12 year old nuts
M J has request in his will to be melted down and made into plastic toys
so young children can play with him
In remeberance of M J have a glass of red tonight
but make sure its aged more than 4 years
Give it a couple of weeks and he'll be black again
wrong but true..
MJ had a heart attack because he found out Boys To Men was a band and not a delivery service
RESPEKT to MJ he wrote some wicked songs and was a great artist shame he lost the plot but his family was to blame as well as they didnt support him
pedo road trip
You’re all Immature.
Have to say am getting really pXXXsed of with the TV etc on this Peadophile. His music and talent is true and he did have a bad childhood there is no doubt. But as far as I am concerned He is no loss, and with me having young children someone I would never wish to meet. Farrah dies same day and a guy who plays with young boys is getting treated like a great guy, and we hear practically nothing about a lady who had a normal loving life? To me it makes no sense. Wonder if Gary Glitter will be treated the same?
Garry Glitter was found GUILTY
Gary glitter could not afford a 20 million dollar silence fee and young 10 year old geordie described every blemish on Wackos genitalia.(thats full description on all that hangs there) 20 million is only reason Guilty was not stated, and reason case was dismissed Thats only reason he was not in jail also. Its also a fact that his description was totally accurate , as Police "subjected Wacko" as he told in interview after to a degrading strip. Money seems to make you innocent of many crimes from what i see.