Funny ebay item description
Matt Ryan - September 30th, 2009 at 11:05 AM
Check this out, one of the most hilarious I've seen.
The item is a 50cc Honda scooter.
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/Honda-Lead-50cc-Scooter-Ex-Trike-of-Death-Competitor_W0QQitemZ160366144125QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAU_Motorcycles?h
ash=item2556912a7d&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14
Regards,
Matt.
pod - September 30th, 2009 at 11:11 AM
too bad there's no pictures, a very adventurous description
Matt Ryan - September 30th, 2009 at 11:28 AM
Yeah,
I particularly liked this bit
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On the northern outskirts of Iceland, they use these scooters as fountain pens, but I don’t know why.
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and this
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Like all good two strokes, the motor had one final surge in it which propelled the trike forward with enough velocity to turn the pilot’s skin into
asparagus, which often happens under heavy acceleration. When the trike finally stopped, there was a mushroom cloud of excitement released from all
those present. The pilot regained consciousness and spent the next three days wondering why his wee smelt strange.
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Regards,
Matt.
DylanTheDubber - September 30th, 2009 at 12:00 PM
LOL What a joke LOL i could stop laughing. It sounds like a kids story (It's defenatly a fairy tail lol)
donn - September 30th, 2009 at 02:02 PM
love it, this bloke def has a future in the clasics
Dirtbag - September 30th, 2009 at 02:51 PM
Oh mate, that is gold. And here's me thinking "I" was mental : ) LOVE IT!!!!!