Yes he really is a gem, some of his stuff used to bring tears to my eye's, how did you get to hear him?
Rob.....

Hey Santa Claus you .....

Kevin Bloody Wilson did some great stuff that will stick in my mind for eternity! :thumb

**** wheres me ******* bike (continuation of Kruzinkombi`s post)

i like him i think hes cool

"I saw mummy xxxxxxx Santa"

When I was only a little tacka I remember the adults playing his 'tapes' at BBQ's.

Well mister wullie I was a bit rude and did not welcome you first, so here it goes.
Welcome to the forum, good to have someone from Switzerland aboard.
Rob....

What about " Hey MOm i wanna be a Builder " not a sparkie or a chippie

Or " two headed 6 legged dog " one head brown one is white.

they would have 2 B 2 of his best.

my all time favorite is;

do you f..... on first dates
does your dad own a brewery
can i feel your t.............
or can you show them to me

even better at his live shows when he has hecklers in the crowd, absolutely rips them to shreds

Have not seen him live,,,,

but ive just added that to my list of things to do,

Any idea of when n where hes performing or if he still is ???

chommet di au vo basel?

"i dont know why he's goin or where he's gunna go im thinkin the reason is somethin that i know he just never got used to livin next door to abo's"

thats my fav
the legend lives on my mates and i love him.... rodney rude goes strong too....

cheers
adz

http://www.kevinbloodwilson.com  or something like that dave . . . . should help u out

cheers
adz

I was hoping that people would avoid the racist jokes....

Kevin Bloody Wilson - The Builder

School holidays were draggin' on
He was gettin' really bored
and his Mum had started poppin' pills
She was climbin' up the walls

So when he asked her could he go across
The buildin' site and play
She just popped another pill 'n' just said
"Don't get in the way"

So he chucked his little toolbox
In his billycart 'n' left
While his Mum knocked up a cuppa
Laced with valium and Bex

She needed all the help she could
To cope with holidays
But the pills and powders weren't enough
When he got home from play ... 'n' said ...

Chorus

I wanna be a fu$#$@n' builder when I grow up ... eh, Mum
And build fuc%#$\n' houses everywhere, millions of the c$@#@s
A bricky or a chippy, eh Mum, I don't give a f$@##k
i just wanna be a f#@$$\n' builder when I grow up

Verse

It seemed the sawn-off shit
Had listened to the builders while they worked
And he'd remembered everything --
Word for f#$@n' word!

And his shell-shocked Mum just sat there
As he went on to explain
How "some wanker lost the f$#@#' plans
Then found the c$#$s again!"

And how "some dickhead missed the f$@#n' nail
And hit his f$@#@n' thumb!"
And how "they shaved a mickey whisker
off the door to close the c#@!#t!"

And his voice was so excited
Best fun he'd ever had!
"And can I go back tomorrow, Mum?
Can't wait till I tell Dad, how ...

Chorus

I wanna be a fuckin' builder when I grow up
And build f$@#n' houses everywhere, millions of the c#@!#ts
A bricky or a chippy, really, I don't give a f#$@#k
I just wanna be a f#@#\n' builder when I grow up

Verse

His Mum was scoffin' scotch and serepax
And propped against the fridge
And when his Dad got home she dribbled
'Tell your father what you said"

So the young bloke give his Dad a serve
The air was turnin' blue
"F$#k the weather, f$#k the foreman
'N' f#@k the unions, too!"

His old man turned f#@$@#n' purple
N' his whole body started to twitch
Until finally he exploded
"Go and get a switch!"

But the young bloke shook his head
N' said, "No way, mate, I've knocked off
Anyway, you c'n go 'n' get rooted
Cause that's a f$#$n' electrician's job!"

Chorus

Cause I wanna be a f#@#n' builder when I grow up
And build f#@@!' houses everywhere, millions of the c#@#ts
A bricky or a chippy, not a sparky, go get f#@!#ed
I just wanna be a f#@#n' builder when I grow up

Yeah, I wanna be a f#$@n' builder when I grow up
And build f#@!#n' houses everywhere, millions of the c$@#s
A bricky or a chippy, you cranky bastard, go get f#@#d
I just wanna be a f#@#n' builder when I grow up

Yeah, I wanna be a f#@$#n' builder when I grow up
And build f@#!@n' houses everywhere, millions of the c#@#s
A bricky or a chippy, you're not me foreman, go get f#@#d
I just wanna be a f#@#n' builder when I grow up

my old hockey coaches name was kevin wilson pretty scary shit and i still remember living next door to ........
cheers
rhys

hows about we make a list of around 20 favourites of kevin bloody wilson and ill unleash a cd deep into the night at valla???
cheers
rhys

Kevin B Wilson's another West Ozzie.

Actually, we're all that talented.

and cultured actually i like the WA accent. strangely coherent ironically.

Oh the festival of Light is trying to save my F%$@# soul

Livin next door to bondi... That is pure class.

swiss german. now that's class.

:thumb

I prefer rodney rude. Used to live around here AND he drove a kombi (at least sometimes) Now that is just pure class.

Kev B Wilson did Albert Hall???!!!!!

Wait 'till next time I see his rellos - prolly Chrissy.

Kev became really famous, still did (does? haven't heard of a concert for a couple years,) outback towns, and can be funny without being arrested. Poor ol' Rod can't compete, can he?

leider nid, wullie, but i drank a lot in fribourg. and ate lots of cheese. and drank. i spent a year in basel ten years ago. shit. ten years.
sho lange gsi. :o

I just read on the net that hes doing a tour in the UK...

Its called the DILLIGAF tour

I know what this means can u all guess ??

the D stands for DO and the F stands for F#$K so can you guess the rest

DILLIGAF about who is better rod or kev?
I'm just saying that if you drive a kombi you've got class.

took me a while.. but I reckon I've got it.

Faz i was driven a Kombi back in 1976 for a few years... took me every where

Yeah Rodney is great as well.

hint. for anyone still straining grey matter.. "LL" is "Look Like"