You know you are a VW addict when....
1. You wake up in the middle of the night with a "Vision", for the next project.
N!
[Edited on 11-7-2003 by Unity-28]
2: You can always justify(mainly to oneself) buying another vehicle from this marque!
3. You have extremely detailed and realistic dreams of driving the finished project.(last night)
4. when walking down the street, you visialize every car as a bug, bus or ghia, that is slammed and immac, with you behind the wheel!
5. You can pick the year of a volksy from 30 paces 
[Edited on 11-7-2003 by Da Wiz]
6. You have run out of space in the garage for VW bits and have to store some of you "clean" parts inside the house.
7. Then the wife slaps you silly and says "Don't even think about it!"
8: You start buying spares, accessories, magazines, memorabilia, stickers, posters, surfing VW sites, diecast models, building plastic model kits,
downloading JPEGS, drawing VW's, get VW tattoos, jewellery & clothing, start traveling to other states and countries for that next hit!
My name is 5PLIT...I am a Dubaholic!
Wayne, My god, Its starting to happen.....
Next year POMONA! Oh shit, its REALLY happening!
Hehehehe!....
"Excuse me please U-28...you would'nt have a spare $10 to lend me?"
"I need to get the new Hot VW's magazine....please man....PLEEEEEEEEEEEEZE!"
"Anyone?"*cough-splutter-wheeze
Oh yeah, that reminds me...
9. When its pissing down rain, but you go for a "walk" to the nearest newagent to get a copy of the latest magazine!
Thanks Wayne, you reminded me! Do you want me to send you the latest HotVW's Mag? hehehehehehe
10. When you can list off the top of your head you 10 Best Engine setups, and not one of them includes a radiator
When you wanna name your kids Karmann or Empi and every thought that runs through your head has something to do with aircooled vdubs,when theres hot vw and volksworlds on the toilet in the lounge room and kitchen on the bed side table next to your bed,you spend your money on vdub parts other than buying new clothes anymore,every pair of threads you own has oil stains and when no other car in the world grabs you like a vw....lets face where vwadict junkie vw bums......hooked for life its in ya veins:kiss
Well Mazz's Middle name is Carmen (close enough) Maybe I should make my middle name Empi!..... Maybe not! But Everything you just wrote KK is
true about me!
N!
when evry door you get to you try to unlock it with your VW key ( 5min ago )
Oh yeh you become socially retarded because the only conversation you can have is VW related?
you have to go to Valla no matter how far it is!
When you just cant get of this damn website even when your ment to be orginising furniture to be delivered?hey N
Thats Right!!!!!! Damn furniture! I wish I was [payed just to be on this site....hold on, I am!!!!!
N! Dude I will call you when I get home!
My girlfriend is hovering behind me humming the theme tune off the twilight zone. du du du du.
She is astonished at how much these sentances reflect someone she knows.
17 when relatives text you on the phone from england saying they can see you there on the vw forums from where they are. but youre pretty sure that
they cant actually see you, even though that is excactly where you are.
... when mashed potatoes are considered a perfectly reasonable medium for designing your next VW... and then you can't eat it.
When you have to get your wife her own computer so she can log onto the forum and discuss the family via U2U's.
don't laugh tazz. i told the g/f it's the best way to keep in touch with me
and no matter how many projects you have you always are thinking of the next 3 in line deciding which one comes first...
When you put a hot rod project on hold so you can build a VW
No.Twenty somethin..
When your dogs names are Käfer & Bulli..
when you buy the latest VW Australia because you know its going to be heaps better than strretmachine, cruzin.... even playboy!
when you get divorced and the wife gets the kids, the house, the dog, the cat, the bank account, but hey its OK, you got to keep the beetle.
(it could be why you got divorced in the first place, but what the hell - you've still got the 'dub.)
when you've had an oval shell in the garage for at least 8 years, its built in behind shelves, its in no danger of being restored, yet you've got enough parts to rebuild 6 of them but will happily accept more if they are offered to you.
You know far more people from VW forums than you do from family and other 'real world' people. And thats after working for an organisation with 7500 employees.
You're leaving for a weeks holiday in Brisbane tomorrow but you dont want to go because the jetting in your kombi still isnt right, and someone needs to be here to keep the padding thread going.