This man in a Volkswagen Beetle pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at
> a set of lights. He yells at the guy in the Rolls:
> "Hey, you got a telephone in that Rolls?"
> The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do."
> "I got one too... see?"
> "Uh, huh, yes, that's very nice."
> "You got a fax machine?"
> "Why, actually, yes, I do."
> "I do too! See? It's right here!"
> "Uh-huh."
>
> The light is just about to turn green and the guy in the Volkswagen says,
> "So, do you have a double bed in back there?"
> The guy in the Rolls says, "NO! Do you?"
> "Yep, got my double bed right in back here see?!"
>
> The light turns green and the man in the Volkswagen takes off. Well, the
> guy in the Rolls is not about to be one-upped, so he goes immediately to a
> customising shop and orders them to put a double bed in back of his car.
>
> About two weeks later, the job is finally done and he picks up his car and
> drives all over town looking for the Volkswagen.
>
> He finally finds it parked alongside the road so he pulls his Rolls up
> next to it. The windows on the Volkswagen are all fogged up and he feels a
> little awkward about it, but he gets out of his newly modified Rolls and
> taps on the foggy window of the Volkswagen.
>
> The man in the Volkswagen finally opens the window a crack and peeks out.
>
> The guy in the Rolls says, "Hey, Remember me?"
> "Yeah, yeah, I remember you. What's up?"
> "Check this out... I got a double bed installed in my Rolls."
> And the man in the Volkswagen says, "You got me out of the shower to tell
> me that?!!"

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!

lol it sounds like the VW is really a kombi lol

dats funny

LOL

Teeheeheehee... nice one!

Good one.

Heres a newie

Hilarious Signs

Over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

On a plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."

On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."

Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "We can help you pick your nose!"

On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."

At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

out side a brothel " trespasses will be prostituted"

Hmmmm - I needed a laugh.

Hmmmm - I needed a laugh.

Great laughs, but I'm sure the shower must be in a kombi..... :P

a toilet in a kombi would be a peice of cake to do cut a hole in the floor :P

still laughing!!!!!

a hole would be a peice of cake hey !!
or a hole for a peice of cake ??

hhmmmmmm........
(Yeah i'm grotty:bounce)

Speeding Blonde Joke

A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police
cruiser pulled her over and walked up to the car. The police officer
also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde's driver's
license.
The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally
said to the blonde policewoman "What does a driver's license look like?"
Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on
it!"
The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small
rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and
said, "AHA! This must be my driver's license," and handed it to the
blonde policewoman. The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back
to the driver and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known you were
a police officer too, we could have avoided all this hassle!"