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I like this... Weapons Of Mass....
amazer - July 20th, 2003 at 11:42 PM

"More and more details coming out about Saddam Hussein and his decadent lifestyle. Apparently everyone of his palaces contained a huge collection of pornography, or as he calls it, Weapons of Masturbation."


-Jay Leno


Herbie - July 21st, 2003 at 02:36 AM

I heard they found lots of compasses, protractors, graphical calculators, and several thousand text books about numbers and formulas.

Authorities believe he is linked to the notorious Al Gebra movement.



American intelligence believes he has been stockpiling.........
"weapons of maths instruction."


Traffic was madness around Baghdad at that time too......


Spook - July 21st, 2003 at 04:41 AM

Yeah but, American intelligence is a contradiction in terms.......:cool:


Starbug - July 21st, 2003 at 02:13 PM

might be a contradiction of terms, but at least its [size=5]DARN GOOD![/size]:D


SKEWtYpe3 - July 21st, 2003 at 03:15 PM

http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/ 
seen this one, love it !:bounce

[Edited on 21-7-2003 by SKEWtYpe3]


Herbie - July 21st, 2003 at 04:20 PM

Oh hes a funny guy,
If only we had an independant media here and around the world to show how much a like the leaders of the world are to him,
If we didn't have the opposing propaganda here we would have bought it,
Thats why we dont get any television from anywhere but USA, hardly any from europe and none from anywhere else
there is so much information we dont get to know because it doesn't help the powers that be.
If you dont agree then perhaps cast your mind back a few years to when Doug mulray hosted the dirty commercials show or whatever it was.
Kerry Packer made the phonecall, I dont want this on my TV, get it off now or you are all fired.
And it went straight to black, and nothing was telecast till it was sorted and the show never saw the light of day and I have never seen Doug Mulrays face on TV again.
Read or watch anything Michael Moore digs up and wonder about what we are really being fed.
this just goes to show that we only get to see what is deemed suitable by the powers that be, and I think that KP would ultimately have more power than the pm as he holds the release of information to the mainstream of society who are just nodding to the beat, blissfully unaware that all is not well.
Cheers Tony


The_Bronze. - July 21st, 2003 at 04:30 PM

Q. Who is running this country?

A. Kerry Packer
B. Alan Jones
C. John Laws

One man - one vote...

:bounce Bullshit! :bounce


Peter Leonard - July 21st, 2003 at 07:02 PM

one reason i like 'media watch' :D
can you imagine a commercial channel lasting through an episode which pointed out anything to do with mistakes amongst its media brethren? it'd be like Today Tonight or ACA doing a special on beat-ups and wowserism.
rant rant
rant
thank god for the (admittedly pathetic) media ownership laws we DO have.


type82e - July 21st, 2003 at 08:55 PM

anyone seen this?

A while ago I sent an email about typing "weapons of mass destruction" into google search and to click on the I'm Feeling Lucky key rather than the search key. This is what was supposed to appear for those of you who may not got it to work.





These Weapons of Mass Destruction cannot be displayed
The weapons you are looking for are currently unavailable. The country might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your weapons inspectors mandate.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Please try the following:

Click the Regime change button, or try again later.

If you are George Bush and typed the country's name in the address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly. (IRAQ).

To check your weapons inspector settings, click the UN menu, and then click Weapons Inspector Options. On the Security Council tab, click Consensus. The settings should match those provided by your government or NATO.
If the Security Council has enabled it, The United States of America can examine your country and automatically discover Weapons of Mass Destruction.
If you would like to use the CIA to try and discover them,
click Detect weapons
Some countries require 128 thousand troops to liberate them. Click the Panic menu and then click About US foreign policy to determine what regime they will install.
If you are an Old European Country trying to protect your interests, make sure your options are left wide open as long as possible. Click the Tools menu, and then click on League of Nations. On the Advanced tab, scroll to the Head in the Sand section and check settings for your exports to Iraq.
Click the Bomb button if you are Donald Rumsfeld.



Cannot find weapons or CIA Error
Iraqi Explorer
Find more on Weapons of Mass Destruction.



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marcel