These are entries to a competition asking for rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line:


Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
but I only slept with you, cause I was pissed

Roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But please don't take that bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime

mate i can relate to most of these!!! ooohhh scary!!!

I take it your missus don't look at this site Chris..........

Couldnt help but cackle and pass it on to a few others.
Its not vw humour but its humour and everyone should laugh
thanks
ree

Naah she dont look here. Hardly look at anything online. I would be in big trouble if she did. Theres plenty of commments ive made here that would get me belted.
She's not really into the VW scene. She'll go on cruises but thats about it.