We all know the expression; a fool & his money are soon parted.

How does the fool get the money???

theory 1: Knowledge = Power
theory 2: Time = money

now most of you will know that work/time = power

so since knowledge = power and time = money, we have work/money = knowledge.

so solving the equation through for money, we get work/knowledge = money.

therefore, as knowledge approaches zero, money approaches infinity, independent of the work done.

so... the less you know the more you make.:P

How deep would the ocean be if sponges didn't live in it ?

lol if you assume you make an "ass" out of "u" and "me"

i hate that saying :bounce

if you were running in a race and you passed the person coming second, what position would you be in now.???











Ha ha ,, second ya big lummox. cheers.

He who laughs last....had to have the joke explained....

crime is a thought one in which can only be contemplated by a mere free man.......


????? arent they all free b4 they do the crime and then the time ????

If you can lay on the floor without holding on, then you have obviously not had enough to drink.:beer:beer:beer

If nothing sticks to teflon, how do they make it stick to the frypan?

Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cosy doesn't try it on.

If you are traveling in a car at the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

I'll try it and get back to you no slow.

How do you stop reoffenders?

- don't re-elect them of course. Simple.

How does the man who drives the snow scraper get to work in the morning?

What was the highest mountain in the world before Everest was discovered??

If at first you don't succeed, then parachuting is not for you!:jesus

If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards!

Beauty is only skin deep......

But ugly goes right down to the bone...

" always use the right tool for the job"

"something worth doing is worth doing well"

"you get what you pay for"

" good work isnt cheap and cheap work isnt good"

"never drive faster than your angels can fly"
marcel

harve your standards and double your pick up rate.

if at first you dont succeed destroy all evidence you ever tried

If you think that your boss doesn't think that you exist, try not turning up for work.

If you don't do it properly, you can get to the pub sooner :beer

The early bird gets the worm, but a sloth never gets suck into a jet turbine.

How did they measure hailstones before they invented golf balls???

With cricket balls!
Rob......

Annoying thought of the day ...

When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.

Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?


:o:P:kiss

Do not overtake unless safe ?!?!

Why can't you get mouse flavoured cat food???

Annoying saying,
It's not whether you win or loose, it's how you play the game.

What a crock. Would you bother to play if you knew beforehand you would loose??

Define "Friendly competition"...........

What's the best thing before sliced bread?

If they always find the Black box after a plane crash, why don't they make the plane out of the same stuff as the black box?

Why do people say things like "Would you like desert AT ALL"? I always reply, "No, I'd like desert a little bit..."

[Edited on 28-8-2003 by Oasis]