A GLASS OF WINE

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...

And those who don't

and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,

In beer there is freedom,

In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,

Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day,

At the end of the year we would have absorbed

More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.. Coli) – bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However,

We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer

(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)

Because alcohol has to go through a purification process

Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop,

Wine = Health .

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,

Than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm sending it to you as a public service!

so he may have turned poop into health then.. allegedly

YIKES DON

I just drank a bottle of Ben Franklins water... lol

I think I had better lay down...

LEE

Ah, who gives a shit. :-)

Not very nice Jeff, I'm trying to help people here.

Thank goodness for that.........all these years I've been on a healthy diet. It's called a 'Happy Daze'.

Nice work, donn.