A blonde walked into a Garage and told the Mechanic she needed a part for Her car...
He asked what part was it?...
She said its the "Seven Hundred and Ten" part
He said I'm sorry but I don't know what it is..
She said it sits in the middle of the engine...
He took her over to a car, opened the bonnet and asked Her to show Him what the part was...
Here is the part..
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Glad you liked that one Lee. :-)
did she need to replace the part because when fitted it is upside down?
LOL now thats funny and original.....710 hehehe
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About grade three level
means u got it Shane
happy nevw year
still have my Ghia here for u
smae price
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My mates Alfa has a 0170 cap, and the old Mercedes at work has a 730 cap. They are all different part numbers depending on country of origin.
A guy is driving around the back roads of Tasie when he sees a sign in front of a broken down old house: 'Talking Dog For Sale'
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
“You talk?” he asks.
“Yep,” the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says, “So, what's your story?”
The Lab looks up and says, “Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the Australian
Security moband in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured
a dog would be eavesdropping. 'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running, but the jetting around really tired me out, and I
knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Mascot airport to do some undercover security, wandering
near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a shit load
of puppies, and now I'm just retired.”
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
“Ten dollars,” the guy says.
“Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?”
“Because he's a liar. He's never been out of the yard.”
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A mate of mine recently admitted that he's addicted to drinking a litre of brake fluid every day.
I said "Mate, isn't that dangerous?!"
Nah, he said, I can stop any time.