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And for my 700th post- a joke...
Ollie - May 1st, 2012 at 08:03 AM

*clears throat*

Two fish are in a tank.

One turns to the other and says, "do you know how to drive this thing?"

Brilliant, I know.

Have a good day everyone!

HappyDaze - May 1st, 2012 at 08:15 AM

:lol::lol: Now that's my kinda joke.

Bit like.......Two budgies sitting on a perch, and one said "Can you smell fish?"

bugmaniaar - May 1st, 2012 at 11:17 AM

And then the fish said,why is there bird seed in the tank:dork:

ClockworkMonkey - May 1st, 2012 at 08:28 PM

hahaha! love it Ollie! :)

Newt - May 1st, 2012 at 09:11 PM

Why have elephants got big ears?

Gringo_54_oval - May 1st, 2012 at 09:23 PM

what do you tell a chick with 2 black eyes?












Nothing shes already been told twice.

( sorry in advance ladies)

penguin - May 1st, 2012 at 09:25 PM

Cos Noddie won't pay the ransom!

buzzbug - May 2nd, 2012 at 09:34 PM

I prefer,

there are two Gold fish in a tank,
one says to the other, i'll drive you man the gun.

but that is the ex-AJ coming out.

modulus - May 3rd, 2012 at 08:45 AM

What's the most dangerous gang in Tasmania?



Tree fellers with Gunns.


hth

beetleboyjeff - May 3rd, 2012 at 10:08 AM

What do you call an elephant with no ears?


Anything you like, he won't hear you.

CecilApestle - May 6th, 2012 at 01:22 PM

I dont get it :(

HappyDaze - May 6th, 2012 at 03:38 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by CecilApestle
I dont get it :(


Don't give up.....try a different deodorant.:rolleyes:

helbus - May 6th, 2012 at 05:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gringo_54_oval
what do you tell a chick with 2 black eyes?

and?












Nothing shes already been told twice.

( sorry in advance ladies)

whathaveidone - May 6th, 2012 at 07:04 PM

What did one cow say to the other????

HappyDaze - May 6th, 2012 at 08:41 PM

Nothing........cows can't talk.:smilegrin:

whathaveidone - May 6th, 2012 at 08:57 PM

Close!!!!!! answere is MOOOOO!!!!:smilegrin::smilegrin::smilegrin: