How about a Limerick competition, beginning with;-

"There was a young man from Nambucca".

Now, to make it really tough, there must be NO RUDE WORDS.

who drove a tow truck to clybucca

There was an old girl in Nambucca,
Whose VW show (near Clybucca),
Is the best that we know,
So make sure you go,
Because if you don't you're a sucker.

I just couldn't make it this year,
Too much work to be done back down here
It just isn't the same,
Without VW games,
And Birchall half drowing in beer

There was a young man from Nambucca who got in his dub and drove to Valla...........

There was a young man in Nambucca who was waiting in line for some tucca
Saw a young Girl called Missvdub, said come sit in my bus
Now every night he gets to .............?
Damn i just cant think of anything for the end???

There was a young man from Nambucca
Who worked for an old pheasant plucker
When he ran short of money
He said "I'm out of here, honey"
And now he's a inter-state trucker

There is an old fella from Newie
When he saw this buggy went gooey
Tried Valla in '10
Droped a sump plug and then
Made it this year and "oh what a beauty"