:o WET LEGS! :o

i checked the obvious wiper points, sprayer hole, vent intake.. no leaks.. the water is dripping onto my cd deck (behind the wiper motor) but i cant see how its getting there.. there is also water coming out of the seam underneath the centre of the dash..

i dunno maybe im going crazy but i think that the clouds are in my car

Not sure if the front's the same as my L bug (curved screen) but two other leak points are the windscreen seal itself and also from the closed off box where the dash fan is housed. You will need to remove the panel from inside the 'boot' to check that one.
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Hey try living with Safari Windows!, talk about leak!
I had a similar leak in my beetle, and it turned out to be the badge

Put some colour coded duct tape over tghe hoel thats a temporary solution til you can think of a long term one