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Phil74Camper - January 20th, 2003 at 11:31 PM

The best thing for rubber is glycerine.

This is also the active ingredient in KY Jelly (and similar). So smear some KY onto your rubbers, massage it in with love and care, and be gentle.


Pat - January 21st, 2003 at 12:35 AM

Just remember to start off slow:D


amazer - January 21st, 2003 at 11:10 AM

perhaps first a candle lit dinner and/or romantic movie. I think if you go straight for the KY it could be perceived as a bit insensitive.


kustomkool - January 21st, 2003 at 12:23 PM

Just work it all over real nice like Barry White!


Unity-28 - January 21st, 2003 at 01:16 PM

BARRY WHITE!!!!!! HE ROCKS!!!! HEHEHE
But Dont forget TOM JONES!!!!!

"if I only knew, what i should do...to make you, make you love me..."

Now Thats a song...

Cheers N!:D


decked dubby - January 21st, 2003 at 01:42 PM

Tom Jones Rules!!!

But hey, "That's not unusual".

Saw him last year in concert, best show ever.


Unity-28 - January 21st, 2003 at 01:54 PM

Now thats a photo!!!! hehe You gots to love the hair style!!!!!

I seen him a couple of times! In all seriousness, hes a great performer!!

Cheers N!


Pat - January 22nd, 2003 at 12:44 PM

You guys are scaring me now:P


Bizarre - January 22nd, 2003 at 12:47 PM

I think they like Nana Maskouri(sp?) as well :jesus


Unity-28 - January 22nd, 2003 at 01:22 PM

Whats wrong with NANA!!!!! :D

Nana, in a duet with Jonathan davis of Korn, now that would be wicked!!!!:P

What am I on????hehe

Cheers N!


Bizarre - January 22nd, 2003 at 01:49 PM

Nana .....NAKED!!!




what did i say????????????





HELP ME.......................




I am scared for life.........:o:o:o:o:o





:D


Unity-28 - January 22nd, 2003 at 01:59 PM

Why have you put that into all of our minds for! I wont be able to sleep tonight!!!

:o:o:o:o:o:o:puke


Bizarre - January 22nd, 2003 at 02:12 PM

heh heh heh

cruel.....aint i?


amazer - January 22nd, 2003 at 04:52 PM

Hey you better leave this thread till you're 18yroldwith1963beetle. AT LEAST 16yroldwith1963beetle


kustomkool - January 23rd, 2003 at 06:57 AM

Squarebacks the shagin Wagon of the VW world;I got 2


vw54 - January 23rd, 2003 at 07:24 AM

Nana YUk :puke:puke:puke:puke


The_Bronze. - January 24th, 2003 at 08:31 AM

Sorry, I'm a Shirly Bassey bloke. Proud to admit it. And if I had to choose a male performer it would be my mate Neil Diamond. ;)

As far as those mat go I think for this thead you should go the shag pile and trim the doors while your at it. :D


SKEWtYpe3 - January 24th, 2003 at 01:55 PM

Ms Bassey has the moves for sure, and barry aint bad. check out the bassey remix cd......very good !

anyway dont move to fast try some flowers before trying to get into a dark cinema.
flowers, cinema & :kiss and if she dont go :repuke then a few :beer and she's like putty in your hands, or KY if u wish


Unity-28 - January 24th, 2003 at 02:01 PM

KustomKool started all this!!!!! And their is no looking back!!!! All this talk of cinamas and flowers and Ms Bassey and mr Jones has got me ready for the dance floor (but not in the next few days cause its too damn hot!).... "Dont blame it on Sunshine, dont blame it on Moonlight, dont blame it on Good times, just blame it on the dubbers!!!!! hehehehehe

Im on those pills again!!! Nectar!!!:o:D:o:D:o:D


Bizarre - January 24th, 2003 at 02:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SKEWtYpe3
and barry aint bad.


hang on, hang on just WHO are we talking about NOW??? :D

Barry


Unity-28 - January 24th, 2003 at 02:23 PM

I just hope we are not talking about Barry Crocker!!!!!!

What the...???


70AutoStik - January 27th, 2003 at 01:40 AM

Tom Jones used to squeeze in some jazz gigs on his concert tours; he'd just wander off stage and chat with people between sets - pretty cool (my girlfriend just about died.)

As for the rubber, there's not much you can do - it tends to rot over time no matter what. Armour-all will make it slippery and many doubt that silicon-based products produce the protection they promise. You could try a technque I've used at work: Apply a generous coating of non-abrasive hand cleaner (the stuff that contains lanolin - ya just gotta love the smell of raw wool,) wait twenty minutes and rub it off. A Vintage guy (I guess we're getting to be like that) once said he used Dubbin as his secret weapon on rubber - you could probably try that, too.

Maybe someone has some long-term experience they'd like to share on this one...

:beer