Who can think of a good caption for this one?

"Honey, I've done the shopping."

"Good specials at the garden centre this weekend!"

'No ... they really ARE tomato plants!'

That happy chappy at the markets told me they were basil plants, I thought they would go well with the tomato plants you boys are growing out the back.........wha-aat??? Why are you all laughing at me??

I asked for a transfer to Victoria and they told me to smoke this first

COPS ARE TOPS!

"happy valentines day huney....!
......i got you a, erm, floral arrangment...."




[Edited on 4-4-2004 by lil dub]

Miss, it is my unfortunate duty to inform you that your husband has been killed in a road accident. his remains were so badly destroyed that wdecided the easiest way to present them to you was to use them to fertilize this, err, shrub...

"geez, shopfast, that was sure quick!'

Another BYO Party!

And they were just starting to HEAD....

Sounds like a song title Up in Smoke

Cop Crop!

what about .... they had no roses left honey .will these do instead
:party

"No, this stuff won't make hair grow on the back of your hands, honest..."

Thanks Sarg.! I'll take this one. Do you want the box back?

Weed removal is one of the many services we offer to the community

"I'll just drop this "foam box" off at the evidence room sarge"

"Bollocks , we're out of papers and the servo is shut!"

Dan