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hehehhe i also like the one ( on a motor cyclest jacket) "if you can read this ive lost my woman" lol

my t-shirt reads ' if you can read this, the b####h fell of!':o

the best bumper sticker i have ever seen was on the back on a Vw beetle and said "CAUTION: Arkward sleeping arrangements"

and i always had this on my company cars....

' warning as driver of company vehicle... i take no responsibility'

seemed to help a lot in making my way thru peak hour traffic. LOL

My favorite is "Caution: This Vehicle is Equiped with Intermittent Steering"

Getting this one for the in-laws.
"if you can read this, we have lost our caravan"
Then they might go over 80kmph