Why not I say...
Naturally they will be printed on only the finest Opp shop shirts (stains can be removed but this will increase the price ).
All shirts are guaranteed to be crooked and ink runs and smears* add to each shirts unique style, Just like thier new owner.
These items make for fabulous party conversation.
We also offer "Canned rat" t shirts, this collection is a delightful spray on designs, mmmmm straight from the can!
At $5 bucks a pop one cant go wrong.
*multiple coloured prints come with 100% guarantee to be completely out of registration and bleeding.
Don't take my word for it, ask one of our happy customers.....
Billy-bob-mary-sue Cat-tray says...
"Why heck, i dun gone got dis from mah momma and she sayd it was da finest shurt she ever dog gone seen, heeehawww,, faaattt ratttt... hmmm dems
be talkin bout mah pet rat back at the trailor park ,, boy it's da fattest rat u ever did see. I dunno wat u mean bout vee dubs, is that the
stor she got it from, I just lurve mah shurt, almost as much as i love mahh bike"
There you go folks, this guy dosen't even have a dub and even he likes the shirt!.....
if a few people are interested i could probably whip up a limited run of something along those lines
if a few people are interested i could probably whip up a limited run of something along those lines, maybe not for that sorta price tho,
Sounds good in theory baybus, but alas the reality is the average rat owner would not place even a $3 tshirt high on thier list of priorities. First
comes rego, tyres, wipers or some such thing.
(unless its free, next to a lifeline bin or free from rello!)
Or alternatively the thought of wearing a rat tshirt whilst driving one, is just not right!
Finally anyone who chooses to wear a rat shirt whilst not actually owning one is crusin for a brusin, (or maybe just a key up the side of thier nice
shiny ride, by a rat owner!). (JOKES.....wasn't meeeee!).
Twas a pointless post really,
Butttt................... if you can drum up some biz,, go for it! lol....
I sincerely hope these t shirts aren't made by king gee. and we need to find out about the possibility of adding chrome bits