Maybe we should have a ROFLMAO section in the forum?

What Gender Is It?

ZIPLOC BAGS- male, because they hold everything in,
but you can
always see right through them.

SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it
appears useful for
a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time
just opening bottles.

KIDNEYS - female, because they always go to the
bathroom in pairs.

SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with
its tongue hanging out.

COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a
while to warm
up. Because it is an effective reproductive device
when the right
buttons are pushed. Because it can wreak havoc when
the wrong buttons are pushed.

TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over
inflated.

HOTAIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go
anywhere you have
to light a fire under it... and, of course, there's
the hot air part.

SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable
and retain water.

WEB PAGE - female, because it is always getting hit
on.

SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to
pick people up.

HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight
shifts to the bottom.

HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the
last 5,000
years, but it's handy to have around.

REMOTE CONTROL - female... Ha! You thought I'd say
male. But
consider, it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost without
it, and while
he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he
keeps trying.

ROFLMAO !

i like those similarity jokes