An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tightly so that it would not blow off in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this
high wind?"
"Yes, I know," said the lady, "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
"But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat
yesterday!"
yuk, the thought of it
i thought you were going to say a little old lady wanted to sell you a sweet old dub. but no you wanted to talk about 85 year old wrinkley bits.
hmmmmmmmmmm....